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RE: Note to self: - 10/31/2008 5:07:36 PM

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*poor GT*

*kisses your noggin*

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RE: Note to self: - 10/31/2008 5:10:00 PM

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Note to self: don't read any more of this thread until the coffee

is empty. (Must now clean keyboard and monitor.)

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RE: Note to self: - 10/31/2008 7:37:04 PM

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Note to self: Fruit cocktail is a poor substitute for the ice cream I wanted but don't have.

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RE: Note to self: - 10/31/2008 8:09:21 PM

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You don't boil pizza, you bake it.
Makes note not to go to Joe's house for dinner.

ha?! what do you mean bake it?

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RE: Note to self: - 10/31/2008 8:49:54 PM

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gotta google this; i've heard frozen banana's, whipped, make an awesome ice cream..http://www.kitchentablemedicine.com/dairy-free-banana-ice-cream/

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RE: Note to self: - 10/31/2008 8:58:37 PM

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Note to self: Tossing a pillow case over a lamp to dim the lights a bit ends up lighting the pillow case on fire.

I've done the pizza/cardboard thing, too. I've also pulled a pan out of the broiler, set it on the stove, turned around to do something, then turned back around and went to move the pan by gripping the handle bare-handed. That landed me in urgent care.

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RE: Note to self: - 10/31/2008 9:22:32 PM

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ha?! what do you mean bake it?

I know men don't usually do this, but we won't tell. Read the directions.

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RE: Note to self: - 10/31/2008 9:30:13 PM

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Note to self: Paper towels catch on fire easily. Must find some fireproof ones.

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RE: Note to self: - 10/31/2008 10:37:15 PM

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Note to self: Never open the bottle of coca cola, then bend over to pick up the laptop before ingesting caffeine to assist with brain function. As I bend over, so goes the coca cola. Anybody know how to get coca cola out of the latching mechanism on a laptop?

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RE: Note to self: - 10/31/2008 10:44:53 PM

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ha?! what do you mean bake it?

I know men don't usually do this, but we won't tell. Read the directions.

well if you don't boil how do you add rotini?! *scratches head*

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RE: Note to self: - 10/31/2008 10:45:34 PM

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Note to self: Take keys off hook before locking door and leaving house.

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RE: Note to self: - 10/31/2008 11:02:46 PM

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Note to self: You do not have health insurance and cannot afford doctors. Do not agree to be an extra on a rain game for Friday Night Lights and allow yourself to have water poured on you and sit in wet clothes for 12 hours. You will get sick, and stay sick.

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RE: Note to self: - 10/31/2008 11:08:04 PM

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*hugs moon*

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RE: Note to self: - 10/31/2008 11:37:58 PM

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Thanks - know any good home remedies for bronchitis?:)

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RE: Note to self: - 10/31/2008 11:42:16 PM

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not a clue, hon..sorry... :(

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RE: Note to self: - 11/1/2008 2:27:47 AM

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note to self: next time cub wants pizza late at night, do not join him and have a slice. you will be rudely awakened at 5am with indigestion from hell.

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RE: Note to self: - 11/1/2008 3:11:19 AM

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Note to self: Remind hubby (again) that changing a roll of toilet paper will not cause brain damage!!

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RE: Note to self: - 11/1/2008 3:16:34 AM

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Note to self: Paper towels catch on fire easily. Must find some fireproof ones.

we are twins...separated at birth.

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RE: Note to self: - 11/1/2008 6:53:14 AM

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ha?! what do you mean bake it?

I know men don't usually do this, but we won't tell. Read the directions.

well if you don't boil how do you add rotini?! *scratches head*

Rotini on pizza? I'm beginning to think you're a teen aged boy because that's the kind of thing they eat.

Buy premade pizza dough.
Buy bottle of pizza sauce.
Buy shredded mozzarella.
Buy rotini.

Put pot of salted water up to boil. After achieving a full boil turn stove down to medium high, add rotini, set timer to time listed on box (read directions). When timer bings, taste one piece to see if done enough. Drain pasta and rinse in cold water.

Stretch out pizza on pan, cover to within one inch of edge with sauce, add rotini, add cooked vegetables or pepperoni to taste, sprinkle with cheese. Put into oven to bake, about 10 to 15 min at 425F. For more exciting recipes go to www.allrecipes.com

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RE: Note to self: - 11/1/2008 7:59:47 AM

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Note to self:: JUST SAY NO! I woke up this morning feeling like I was hung over. Turns out, I over-indulged in candy. Owie, my poor head. Someone shoot me. But use a silencer, please.....

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