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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:55:26 PM

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don't make any sudden movements and say three hail mary's and wear clean underwear and everything should be ok.

gee sunny why not tell him to duck n cover ffs

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:55:43 PM

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Its the sun down here mate. It's way to bright. Scrambles the brains.

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:56:30 PM

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Cats CAN make themselves invisible at will, yanno.

Yes, I left the toaster.

WHat he has neglected to mention is that the neighbors psycho girlfriends kids are ALSO keeping an eye on him...

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:58:24 PM

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I didn't know that.

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 12:59:12 PM

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not only is he gonna eat his shoes he`s gonna use one of HOLLY`s recipes to cook em

hey Sci.... dibs on having your bike when you die of food poisoning k?

oh hush...he will be fine if he follows my recipe. Can you believe some idiot actually thought fillet of sole was *snort* seafood?

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 1:00:40 PM

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I don't see the cats anymore, but I hear them moving.

Sweetie, they've gone ninja on you. They're working in stealth mode now.

*be afraid*

*be very afraid*

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 1:01:32 PM

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not only is he gonna eat his shoes he`s gonna use one of HOLLY`s recipes to cook em

hey Sci.... dibs on having your bike when you die of food poisoning k?

oh hush...he will be fine if he follows my recipe. Can you believe some idiot actually thought fillet of sole was *snort* seafood?

holly just out of curiosity how many of your recipes have NOT resulted in one of the following

food poisoning

death

fires

third degree burns

second degree burns

first degree burns

guys in hazmat suits showing up

a restraining order banning you from visiting a food store

the garbage can being filled and Jim ordering takeout?

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 1:02:00 PM

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I am

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 1:02:22 PM

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Darias..don't forget 5 alarm fire responses....

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 1:02:46 PM

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using hollys recipes.... well mate if i didn't know better id say you were Trying to die

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 1:03:16 PM

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Sci, whatever you do....dont look in the closet.

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 1:03:47 PM

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I was just being helpful. I'm sweet that way.

Oh we forgot!!! Watch out for the flying monkeys and air raids. yep.

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 1:04:50 PM

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I think I can cook my shoes.

If you make it out alive.....any chance of the shoe recipe as it's not in the S.A.S. survival guide (I promise to split the royalties)

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 1:05:01 PM

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 1:05:32 PM

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Sci, listen to me...

Get the can of tuna out...open it up, and leave it on the floor in the kitchen....wait for the kitties, and then look up the recipe for kitty catchetorie...

(p.s. can you please not tell Greedy I told you how to handle this situation? kthanksbyeee)

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 1:05:43 PM

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holly just out of curiosity how many of your recipes have NOT resulted in one of the following

food poisoning

death

fires

third degree burns

second degree burns

first degree burns

guys in hazmat suits showing up

a restraining order banning you from visiting a food store

the garbage can being filled and Jim ordering takeout?

none

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 1:06:51 PM

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Blushes they already stole the tuna.

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 1:07:10 PM

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none

nuff said....

Sci die with dignity... Braveheart rush the cats

just tilt the kilt yell freedom and do a mad scots skirmisher rush at them

< Message edited by Darias -- 11/1/2008 1:08:01 PM >

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 1:08:06 PM

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Blushes they already stole the tuna.

you're doomed

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RE: I made it - 11/1/2008 1:09:07 PM

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Blushes they already stole the tuna.

Oh.
Well.
You're screwed then.
Can ya do me a favor real quick?
Just make a quick call and have me put on your life insurance?
That way, I can...you know...take care of uhm...things...when you're gone.
'k! Thanks!!

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