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AquaticSub -> Twue Sadism... (11/2/2008 9:54:58 PM)
A completely goofy thread for recounting those "twue sadism" moments in life [:D] Twue sadism is leaving me alone with bags of leftover Halloween candy. Damn you Butterfinger, damn you! And now it's your turn...

celticlord2112 -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 12:23:34 AM)
Twue Sadism: Inflicting the Vikings from Monty Python singing "Spam Spam Spam...." on my slave.

shivermetimbers -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 12:29:15 AM)
twue sadism is her telling me, "I have three holes and two hands, pick the two you don't want to fuck"

servantheart -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 12:32:06 AM)
Now I'll never be ready for my exam tomorrow [sm=gaah.gif] wonders off muttering to self about evil Master types [>:]

AquaticSub -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 12:34:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: celticlord2112 Twue Sadism: Inflicting the Vikings from Monty Python singing "Spam Spam Spam...." on my slave. Did you put it on a loop?

monywildcat -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 12:38:51 AM)
Twue sadism is Daddy drinking the last beer. [:o]

servantheart -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 12:39:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub quote: ORIGINAL: celticlord2112 Twue Sadism: Inflicting the Vikings from Monty Python singing "Spam Spam Spam...." on my slave. Did you put it on a loop? Shhhh! What are you trying to do, woman....give the Man new ideas?! [&:]

celticlord2112 -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 12:39:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub quote: ORIGINAL: celticlord2112 Twue Sadism: Inflicting the Vikings from Monty Python singing "Spam Spam Spam...." on my slave. Did you put it on a loop? No. Right now I'm still contemplating ways to morph Fozzie Bear into Yoda.

AquaticSub -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 12:45:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: servantheart Shhhh! What are you trying to do, woman....give the Man new ideas?! [&:] I have that feeling every time Val hangs out with other owners. Whenever rice comes up I worry...

AquaticSub -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 12:46:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: celticlord2112 No. Right now I'm still contemplating ways to morph Fozzie Bear into Yoda. Someone is going to photoshop that and it's going to scare me. It's still wrong but at least it isn't Fozzie and the Emperor.

DesFIP -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 5:23:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub I have that feeling every time Val hangs out with other owners. Whenever rice comes up I worry... Rice pilaf, risotto with wild mushrooms, fried rice. You want to have him mesmerized by your repertoire of cooked rice dishes so that he thinks kneeling on the uncooked stuff is a waste of good rice. Besides if you cook it all, he can't order you to kneel on it.

celticlord2112 -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 5:25:14 AM)
quote: Someone is going to photoshop that and it's going to scare me. It's still wrong but at least it isn't Fozzie and the Emperor. Fozzie in Darth Vader get up with Yoda's voice "hmm...yes....the power of the dark side you underestimate...."

celticlord2112 -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 5:31:12 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: servantheart quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub quote: ORIGINAL: celticlord2112 Twue Sadism: Inflicting the Vikings from Monty Python singing "Spam Spam Spam...." on my slave. Did you put it on a loop? Shhhh! What are you trying to do, woman....give the Man new ideas?! [&:] Well, I already thought of setting the home page on your Internet Explorer to a YouTube vid of "The Penis Song".... (Can there be any sadism worse than British humor? [:D])

AquaticSub -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 9:50:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Rice pilaf, risotto with wild mushrooms, fried rice. You want to have him mesmerized by your repertoire of cooked rice dishes so that he thinks kneeling on the uncooked stuff is a waste of good rice. Besides if you cook it all, he can't order you to kneel on it. I like the way you think!

AquaticSub -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 9:52:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: celticlord2112 Well, I already thought of setting the home page on your Internet Explorer to a YouTube vid of "The Penis Song".... (Can there be any sadism worse than British humor? [:D]) See, I like that song. "Always look on the bright side of life" would drive me nuts after awhile.

PrincessJ77 -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 10:10:19 AM)
twue sadism was drinking coffee in front of me this morning as I was, ummm 'tied up' a bit.

Catswhoowngreedy -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 10:12:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP Rice pilaf, risotto with wild mushrooms, fried rice. You want to have him mesmerized by your repertoire of cooked rice dishes so that he thinks kneeling on the uncooked stuff is a waste of good rice. Besides if you cook it all, he can't order you to kneel on it. I like the way you think! he cun use teh (cleen) kitteh litter...or crayons. ~helpfulkittehs~

CalifChick -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 10:21:49 AM)
Twue sadism is researching ways to make the paddle more comfy for his hand. [sm=m23.gif] Cali

GreedyTop -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 10:27:51 AM)
having an internet connection, and being online, while my computer is down for repair....

celticlord2112 -> RE: Twue Sadism... (11/3/2008 11:36:41 AM)
quote: See, I like that song. "Always look on the bright side of life" would drive me nuts after awhile. What about "Every Sperm is Sacred"?

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