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maskedsow -> TEXANS (11/2/2008 10:21:50 PM)
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TEXANS
A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, answered, "Yes ma'am. Ya see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete outfit."
"Well," her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where you would like to start?"
"Well, ma'am, how about a suit?" "Yes, sir ... What size?" "Size 53 ... tall, ma'am" "Wow ... That's really big."
"Yes, ma'am ... They really grow them big in Texas."
"What's next?" she asked. He replied, "How's about some shoes?" "What size?" "Size 15 ... double D." "Wow ... That's really big!"
"Yes, ma'am ... They really grow them big in Texas."
"What's next?" "Well, ... I reckon I'll need a shirt." "Yes, sir ... what size?" "Nineteen and a half ... 38," he replied.
"Wow ... That's really big!" "Yes, ma'am ... They really grow them big in Texas."
"Will there be anything else?" she crooned. "Yes, ma'am, I expect I'll need a hat." "Yes, sir, what size?" "Nine and five-eights." "Wow ... That's really big!"
"Yes, ma'am ... They really grow them big in Texas." She virtually glowed as she asked, "Whew ... is there anything else I can do for you?" "No ma'am, I reckon that will be all."
Well, the sweet young thing tallied up his bill and as the Texan was counting out his money ... Then she worked up some nerve and asked, "Sir, could I ask you... er... a ... question?"
"Yes, ma'am, I already know what it is ... and the answer is ... four inches." She is astonished and blurts out indignantly, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!"
Without so much as a stutter the Texan replied, "Across, ma'am?"
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