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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/5/2008 6:29:17 PM

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/5/2008 6:30:10 PM

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*snort*

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/5/2008 6:35:16 PM

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Don't start GT or it's the whoopee cushion for you.
FreakyGuy, loosen up ffs and don't let gay vikings like Steel get inside your head.

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/5/2008 6:37:12 PM

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I'm not meaning to be rude, But, I do want to say, people around here are nothing more than sarcastic assholes.... And I have grown to love them all!!! They will treat you like you are nothing... and if you are anything like me, You will be back for more, and love every second of it.... If you are more like them, you will just dish it right back and become one with them.... Try to just brush it off.... And have some fun... You just put this really in the wrong section... It should be in off topic or something... Or just make a joke about it all.... That would be my advise... And I will go back to my pillow at Sage's feet....

And here's my joke:

My pussy is on the back of the couch and keeps smacking me in the face!!! "Damn You Gibson!!! Go play with your catnip you stupid cat!"

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/5/2008 6:43:51 PM

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Yo, FreakyGuy - chill! It's the sarcasm that let's you tell the real folks from the pretenders. If we were all fakes and scammers, none of us would have responded - you would have been ignored. So now that you're cherry's been popped, put on your big boy undies and come have some fun with us!

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/5/2008 6:47:13 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl

And here's my joke:

My pussy is on the back of the couch and keeps smacking me in the face!!!

Ok....station break.........That visual is gonna have me laughing at 3 am when I wake up with cat ass on my head!!!!

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/5/2008 6:48:55 PM

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lol Carrie.. yeah, me too!!

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/5/2008 6:49:47 PM

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To the op...I can be any thing I want to become in my CM profiles, an astronaut, a brain surgeon, or an ol' worn out cowboy that I claim to be, I would advise you to chill and have some fun like the rest of us do...Bounty aka hammer..

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/5/2008 6:50:30 PM

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And just how do you know they're fake, and who has qualified you to make that declaration?

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ORIGINAL: FreakyGuy4You

I was just browsing through peoples profiles, reading everything they would have to say...... but I was just surprised at how many fake accounts there are.

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/5/2008 6:55:34 PM

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Well, the OP wasn't funny, but some of the responses sure were.

Thanks!

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/6/2008 4:55:25 AM

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Freakyguy it is obvious that you have not yet met me. You want sarcasm, mmmm rudeness, bad humor. Stay on here for a while. Grins.

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/6/2008 5:07:03 AM

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Yup. Ray's Superbad.
Or just plain awful.

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/6/2008 5:13:45 AM

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I dont know, maybe its just me but when someone comes in, gives the dead horse a final smack and acts as if it was the most original thing ever posted and then throws a hissy fit that not everyone patted him on the back for being brilliantly funny... I cant imagine why he would get all bent out of shape.
It wasnt funny, the OP sounded very much like the whiny threads started about twice a week or so about fakes. So, pardon us if we do not split our sides laughing.

And this is for the most part, our version of humor. We are a sarcastic bunch.

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/6/2008 5:25:10 AM

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If sarcasm is so low, why is it so popular?
That guy has a new profile by now.
I would come back and refry some ass, but I wouldn't use a fanfare to announce one of the great truisms of the net and cast myself as the arbiter of who's real.

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/6/2008 5:05:35 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

~~Dusts off his Rippled Abs, and Straightens his Calvin Klein Boxer Briefs Removes the Long Golden locks from His Blue Eyes and extends his manly hand to FreakyGuy4You~~

Hey I'm Steel. I'm the Super Uber Master Of all that is Submissive.

Ignore all those people they are obviously Fake and Liars.

I'll show you around and introduce you to the 6 women who live in Africa and are Bikini Models but cannot afford the Plan Ticket to the states but would be a willing lifetime sex slave to anyone who would be willing to help them get here to the states.

Or I happen to know a few Domme's who are looking for new sub men to give them tributes in return they will let you service thier mouth and pussy with your pathetic dick.

Or maybe you are looking for the Old Guard Training house of the Ancient Methods of Mastery passed down from The Marquis De Sade.

Only the Real and Twue Lord God Masters know the secret Handshake to get it.

Steel

~jaw drops, then snaps upwards, grinning impsihly

ill take one of you.. to go!

umm

please?

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/6/2008 6:02:59 PM

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quote:

Orig: Saratov:
Yep, I'm really a cute 32yo lesbian trapped in the body of a fat, 54yo, balding Dom.
l

I'm a jealous, figid, balding 350 lb. Lesbian, Virgin Dyke; trapped in the body of a cute 32 y.o. Lesbian slave who only bottoms to fat, balding Dominant men. Will the federal goverment pay for a surgery to put me right?

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/6/2008 6:30:28 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: tsatske

quote:

Orig: Saratov:
Yep, I'm really a cute 32yo lesbian trapped in the body of a fat, 54yo, balding Dom.
l

I'm a jealous, figid, balding 350 lb. Lesbian, Virgin Dyke; trapped in the body of a cute 32 y.o. Lesbian slave who only bottoms to fat, balding Dominant men. Will the federal goverment pay for a surgery to put me right?

If not for all the geography between us maybe we could get together and save all those other folks from us, save you the surgery and try to keep you well behaved.

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/6/2008 7:35:07 PM

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La la la love is in the air

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/6/2008 10:13:15 PM

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::Bows graciously to the people that actually liked my joke:: I was really starting to think that I smeeled funny, or that everyone was warned about me or something... It seemed that every time I posted in a thread, that thread died.... I really was told by the dr. that what I had wasn't contagious... But then again, he was probably fake too....

I just had a thought... (Shut up all you people that just laughed at that statement!) I really do think I am a fake... To anyone on the outside world, apart from the confinds of these forums, I am NOTHING like I am on here... No one but the people I have been actually intimate with in the past like 2 years or so know that I am a submissive that likes all the things that I do... So I guess I really am a fake...

STOP THE PRESSES!!!! I SHOULD BE KICKED OUT OF THIS SITE BECAUSE I AM NOT WHO I CLAIM TO BE!!!!!!

Also, to all you that enjoyed my pussy comment, it is right now, curled up in a ball on the floor licking it's self loudly.... Uh-huh... how many of you wish yours could do THAT?!?! HAHAHA!!!

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RE: Funny thought about profiles. - 11/6/2008 10:52:48 PM

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That would free up a lot of male faces for beer.

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