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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 5:13:49 AM

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 6:17:29 AM

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Tampons can be fatal? I never knew this.
Maybe Dnomyar should have pyjamas made of them.

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 6:54:04 AM

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Tampons can kill you - rather violently, in fact: Toxic Shock Syndrome... it can cause septicemia and... It's not a pretty death.

As for the hormones and all that... women experience these fluctuations monthly, and men have testosterone surges every day. Hence the murderous rampages, violence and blah blah blah. Unless they had their bollocks cut off.

So... neither gender is immune to 'feeling hormonal'. It's just that patriarchal misogyny has managed to make women feel they are somewhat handicapped by nature. I always have a happy period, even if the cramps are bad, because it means my body is working as it should be. And that I'm not up the duff: always something to be thankful for

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 8:14:34 AM

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I always have a happy period, even if the cramps are bad, because it means my body is working as it should be. And that I'm not up the duff: always something to be thankful for .

And now, I really DO believe that there is something wrong with YOU!!! lol any woman that can look on the bright side of things when they just want to cry because that puppy on the Angel Soft commercials is just "Sooooooo damn cute!" and they feel like they would rather have GT park her truck on thier head as opposed to having to deal with they violent cramps that make her double over, and not be able to even walk to the kitchen to make herself a cup of hot tea that seems to be the only thing that helps.... yeah... there's something WRONG with you!!!!

(In ALL due repect! HEHE!!)

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 8:20:43 AM

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i will send this email/post to my boss....he is one of the of the BIG BOSS of P&G.

im sure he hadn`t read this yet.

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 8:24:23 AM

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And now, I really DO believe that there is something wrong with YOU!!!

No one has ever be that close to the truth

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 8:33:53 AM

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And now, I really DO believe that there is something wrong with YOU!!!

No one has ever be that close to the truth .

Dont listen to her Shayna. I have a happy period Too!

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 10:37:37 AM

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FANNIE!! Leave my truck outta this!! LOL (I'd rather hijack a bulldozer and use that on myself!!)

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 2:46:01 PM

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I am sooooooo glad I'm a guy.

We are glad you're a guy too. Meow...

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 3:31:59 PM

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...and they feel like they would rather have GT park her truck on thier head as opposed to having to deal with they violent cramps that make her double over, and not be able to even walk to the kitchen to make herself a cup of hot tea that seems to be the only thing that helps.... yeah... there's something WRONG with you!!!!

(In ALL due repect! HEHE!!)

Oh my god, I thought it was just me...tea works for you too? I dunno what it is about it...but I understand the cramps. before I was on birth control I'd be out of commission for 7-9 days a month. Cramps so painful I'd be sobbing and curled in a ball...exhaustion so bad I couldn't walk five feet without passing out again...ughh. I'm on an uber hormone bc, so it really helps. And while I still have sucky cramps and will never have a happy period (unless it means no period, which means pregnant, which is definitely a happy thing!) they're at least more tolerable.

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 7:14:11 PM

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...and they feel like they would rather have GT park her truck on thier head as opposed to having to deal with they violent cramps that make her double over, and not be able to even walk to the kitchen to make herself a cup of hot tea that seems to be the only thing that helps.... yeah... there's something WRONG with you!!!!

(In ALL due repect! HEHE!!)

Oh my god, I thought it was just me...tea works for you too? I dunno what it is about it...but I understand the cramps. before I was on birth control I'd be out of commission for 7-9 days a month. Cramps so painful I'd be sobbing and curled in a ball...exhaustion so bad I couldn't walk five feet without passing out again...ughh. I'm on an uber hormone bc, so it really helps. And while I still have sucky cramps and will never have a happy period (unless it means no period, which means pregnant, which is definitely a happy thing!) they're at least more tolerable.

Tea, Sunshine, 16 blankets, or a heating pad.. really, anything warm... But Tea is great... Lots of sugar.... And of course, I not only have the bad cramps that really don't seem to effect (affect... I really don't know for sure... lol) my tummy much, but they shoot straight down my thighs which makes walking pretty much out of the question, but I also get the REALLY sharp pains in my side 2 weeks before hand... I was put on B/C when I was 11 for the ovary problems.... REally doesn't help much though... So sharp pains 2 weeks before, PMS a week before, and just BLACH the week of.... so yes, I have about 9-10 days a month where I can just be happy! lol

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 7:16:49 PM

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FANNIE!! Leave my truck outta this!! LOL (I'd rather hijack a bulldozer and use that on myself!!)

I'm sooooo sorry GT..... I really have found myself just thinking about your truck, how fast it goes, and what it looks like... even when I'm Not on here... ::blushes:: Sorry....

::hinds face, and sits back quietly on her pillow on the floor::

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 7:40:49 PM

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*smooch* I don't drive trucks anymore, but if you want a visual, picture a Peterbilt 379, extended hood, walk-in sleeper.....

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 7:40:58 PM

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I had no idea that insanity was readily available.
Have been trying to tap into this stuff for years.
So what's that horrible men stuff all about?
Tell me I won't give the game away.

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 7:51:15 PM

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Ya know, I just don't find my period all that bad. I get mild cramps now and then, sometimes a headache, sometimes slightly irritable, but mostly, I wouldn't even notice but for the telltale blood in my chonies. I don't think we do eachother any favors by mythologizing how baaaaaaaad it is. I should hope it isn't notably bad for most of us.

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 8:46:41 PM

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A stabbin' we will go, A stabbin' we will go, hi ho the dere oh, A stabbin' we will go.

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 9:49:23 PM

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wow i did not know it was that bad for so many, you all have my sympathies, mine is a non event, and reading your posts has made me very thankful for that.

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 10:02:21 PM

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*chuckles* I wrote a similiar rant on LJ once upon a time. I wonder if they are keeping the slogan just because we remember it. Even if it's a hateful remembering.

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/11/2008 10:11:22 PM

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*smooch* I don't drive trucks anymore, but if you want a visual, picture a Peterbilt 379, extended hood, walk-in sleeper.....

::DROOOOOOOOOOOL::

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RE: A Happy period- EVERY woman should read this - 11/12/2008 1:57:28 PM

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I don't think we do eachother any favors by mythologizing how baaaaaaaad it is. I should hope it isn't notably bad for most of us.

believe me Racquelle i am in no way mythologizing how very bad my period/cramps were. and i highly doubt anyone else either. not every one has "happy periods" like you sweetie. dont make us all sound like liers cuz youve never had a totoaly horrible one.

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