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Your an Expert, heres your degree. - 11/6/2008 10:29:41 PM   
knees2you


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The only thing this person was an Expert of was Hair pulling.
 
Is there a class on this, do I need a degree?
 
Sorry folks but it hit me when I saw it,
and have been laughing since.
 
What has made you get a laugh?
 
Always, knees

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RE: Your an Expert. - 11/6/2008 10:30:37 PM   
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RE: Your an Expert. - 11/6/2008 10:48:30 PM   
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RE: Your an Expert. - 11/6/2008 11:15:39 PM   
philosophy


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RE: Your an Expert. - 11/7/2008 7:16:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		MadAxeman, I like fat guys if that's what you mean!!! hahaha!!!

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RE: Your an Expert. - 11/7/2008 1:24:49 PM   
djaleksandr


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Status: offline 		I've met some people who need classes in hair pulling!

*Riiip*

The sound of a tiny chunk of hair being ripped from my TEMPLE for chrissakes.


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RE: Your an Expert, heres your degree. - 11/7/2008 1:26:04 PM   
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RE: Your an Expert, heres your degree. - 11/7/2008 4:27:20 PM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		I am an Expert Breather, Never Forget too.

I am an Expert Pee'er , I always get all of it out

I am an Expert andi humper, She says anyway I don't discourage her.

I am an Expert Eater, Can tell you everything I have eaten for at least the past week. Meal By Meal

I should have a Doctorate in Pussy Eating however it wasn't offered at Community College.

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RE: Your an Expert, heres your degree. - 11/8/2008 3:02:10 AM   
persephonee


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RE: Your an Expert, heres your degree. - 11/10/2008 9:15:28 AM   
SteelofUtah


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She is off and home today.

I'll c-mail you the phone number.

GO CHECK YOUR C-MAIL

Steel

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RE: Your an Expert, heres your degree. - 11/10/2008 9:49:00 AM   
persephonee


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RE: Your an Expert, heres your degree. - 11/10/2008 10:02:55 AM   
SteelofUtah


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Status: offline 		Hey Chicka Talk about what you want too.

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(Picks Up Phone and Starts Dialing)

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RE: Your an Expert, heres your degree. - 11/10/2008 10:06:48 AM   
persephonee


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RE: Your an Expert, heres your degree. - 11/10/2008 2:50:41 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

there was the guy who was an expert at walking....that made me hot beyond measure.





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the narrowest path is always the holiest.
so walk on barefoot for me,
suffer some misery,
if you want my love.'
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