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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/15/2008 5:49:09 PM

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Dear the lady with the ciggerette by the shops,

Thanks for flicking ash on to the baby in her buggy. Seriously, it warms my heart to have to wipe it off her, and to see you turn away when I look at you. I know you saw what happened, that adds to my warm fuzzy feeling, especially as you didnt apologise or care.

I hope nothing bad ever happens to you. I really really do.

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/15/2008 5:55:15 PM

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Dear drunk Troglodytic client,

I am sick of listening to you ramble about your shitty sex life. Your incessant use of the "W" word is boring and far from creative or artistic. Stop asking for my personal information and no you are not worth 2.2 million dollars, because you complain about paying 30 dollars to spew bile about your ludicrous perversions, so stop lying!

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/15/2008 6:08:23 PM

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Wow. And I thought my sister was bad. Kudos for putting up with her without killing her...

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/15/2008 6:16:01 PM

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Ahhh yes, its so much easier to get on with her when she is 200 miles away..... its the week before christmas she is coming so if any of you see any headlines featuring the words 'sister' and 'bloodbath' then, well think of me!

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/15/2008 6:46:07 PM

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ORIGINAL: Sanguinarian

Tried telling them to move, they decided to pointedly ignore me. So I made moony eyes at the baby, then opened my mouth real wide and hissed, as if I was going to eat the kid. That worked, though security followed me out....

just shove the strollers outta the way..... (works for me)

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/15/2008 6:53:55 PM

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: grins at GreedyTop: But that isnt as much fun lol

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/15/2008 7:16:41 PM

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yeah it is..if you send the stroller more than halfway down the aisle...

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/15/2008 7:20:53 PM

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Thank you stupid customer for sending your kid into my store to exchange a bag of chips when we have a strict exchange policy. You have to have a receipt even if you were in a few minutes ago. You showed your ass and got no chips.
Thanks all to those who are mean to cashiers. We have to be nice, but we really don't give a rats ass.

Regards, MissSCD

BTW: Management backs our policies because they implemented them. Don't send a kid in to do your dirty work. That is lame.

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/15/2008 7:25:53 PM

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*thinks it a good idea to not piss off the Kyttyn*

see, now you and i read that completely differently...i think it would be a great idea to piss kyttyn off...and then hand her a cane and then bend over....

Come closer my pretty...I pwomise to pway nicewee...lol

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/15/2008 7:42:07 PM

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Well, that is a good point. Or maybe dump alot of random stuff into the stroller so the store cops can pick her up for theft....

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/15/2008 8:44:00 PM

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Dear wonderful middle sister,

Thankyou for coming all this way to visit me in my little flat in London town. Thanks for not bringing any money at all so I have to pay for all your transport and food. Thanks so much for bitching in all the shops we go to cos you have no money. The shops you came here to go to.

Thanks a heap for dissing my flat, my job and my neighbourhood. After all this is one of the most expensive places in the country to live, with open areas parks shops and tons of families. Thanks for making me see that actually its not all that I think because people of other races live here. And big big thanks for telling me this very loudly on a bus whilst travelling through a predominately Asian area. Oh wow, I have never experienced the joy of people looking at me like that!

Thankyou for going off the handle, refusing to eat and forcing me to chuck you out. And pay £40 for your ticket home. And not paying me a penny back!

And thankyou, seriously, thanks so much for inviting yourself up to do this all over again in the week before christmas. I'm so excited! I cant wait for the hate.

That's horrible, but you know the solution ... right?

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/16/2008 1:57:27 AM

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Well, that is a good point. Or maybe dump alot of random stuff into the stroller so the store cops can pick her up for theft....

NOW your getting the hang of this thinking Evily thing ... Welcome to the Darkside of the CM Boards ... pretty soon You`ll be eating babies instead of hissing at them and plotting to take over the world via folk dancing with the rest of us

muhahahahahahahahahaha

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/16/2008 2:59:03 AM

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Dear fellow shopper,

thank you so much for ramming me in the back of the legs with your fully-laden shopping trolley yesterday. I know it was my fault - I was after all leaning heavily on my own trolley, limping as if I was in pain. Actually I was in pain - car accidents and whiplash often make it difficult to walk, bend, lift and perform other daily activities.

And as I was limping, obviously I wasn't moving as fast as you would like. A meaner-minded person might have thought you, as a fully functioning and fit human being, could have gone around me as there was nothing to stop you doing that. Instead, you chose a sick person to ram, then walked away without a second glance, despite my cry of pain which resulted in several people coming over to see if they could help me.

Perhaps it was for the best that you did not return when several people called you back, and you kept on moving to gather whatever essentials you needed to make your latest potion, you evil, fuckwitted witch.

I only pray that YOU never have a car accident and end up in pain, being assaulted by ignorant, thoughtless morons. Honest I do. Really.

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/16/2008 3:24:20 AM

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Dear Wireless ISP Rep

Thank You for calling at 8am on my day off

thank you for calling to enquire why i haven't used my net as much as normal in 2 weeks

thank you for reminding me that i still need to change the landlords net subscription over to my own name ...

thank you for getting confused and telling me id be stuck with your worthless nasty assed service for 12 months even though i spoke with your superviser the last time this dumb topic came up and she assured me the 12 month contract was for new subscribers only

thank you for offering me the cheap low level connection 5 times in 20 minutes despite me specifically telling you i didn't want less bandwidth as my ususage was only only while my dad was sick

thank you for reminding me why the hell i got out of the phone tech support business a long time ago and instead now deal with stupid people face to face so i can sneer visably at them

thank you for encouraging me to find a new ISP soon as dads out of hospital and i care enough too look

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/16/2008 9:36:03 PM

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Dear drunk Troglodytic client,
I am sick of listening to you ramble about your shitty sex life. Your incessant use of the "W" word is boring and far from creative or artistic. Stop asking for my personal information and no you are not worth 2.2 million dollars, because you complain about paying 30 dollars to spew bile about your ludicrous perversions, so stop lying!

Okay, so your vocabulary rocks, theobserver! :>

hmmmm, a light-hearted f-u letter. hmmmmm, okay, I;ll give this a whirl:

Dear Wal Mart shoppers----
No, I do not understand why the aisles aren't wide enough to fit 2 carts through. What I am certain of is that I have not yet mastered teleporting my cart through yours as you stare blankly at me. Work with me here; freakin' move. Lol!
Davan

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/17/2008 6:11:26 AM

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Dear former hotel guest.

Sorry you had such an unpleasant stay at the hotel. Yes, I know the road construction is a pain in the ass, thats why we had them start it.. just to make your life miserable! and the room type that YOU requested has the same amount of floorspace as all the other rooms in the hotel - if you wanted a friggin suite, you should have booked your room at a hotel that HAS suites! It was NOT next to the elevator.. there is a room between the elevator and the room you had. And you KNEW what the rate -discounted for AAA- was (you booked the damned room, were quoted the rate, AND you initialed next to the rate when you checked in). Thanks for giving us such low marks on the guest survey, too...
And the threat you made about having our hotel pulled from the AFB list? Nice try, hate to tell you but we've had an excellent relationship with the base for the 5 yrs we've been open. IN fact, when I called base lodging to tell them of your threat, THEY LAUGHED AT YOU!!
So, dear guest, take your whiny, cry-baby ass on down the road..

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/17/2008 6:26:45 AM

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Dear NFL Officiating Staff:

Please learn the rule book. Please take the time at the end of a game to get it absolutely, positively correct.

TIA
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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/17/2008 6:46:30 AM

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Dear Grocery Store Shopper,

I understand that you have to leave your cart in the middle of the isle at times. Like me, you have a small child who likes to clear the shelves. But listen, dumbass, do not have me stand behind you while you NEATLY arrange your cart according to size and color. Toss it in and haul ass.

Thank you.

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/17/2008 7:00:04 AM

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Dear Idiot Next Room Over.

Thank you for letting your alarm go off for 30 minutes. While you were snoring away through it, I was jolted awake with that annoying ARR ARR ARR ARR. Next time, get off your lazy ass and hit the fucking snooze button. I know its an inconvenience, but please, try to think of others. I also want to thank you for breaking your door. I LOVE the fact that it opens into the hallway now and I get to happy stub each and every fucking toe that i have on your haphazardly placed door. I enjoy stubbing toes at 3am as I trudge to the bathroom. Seriously, knock it the fuck off before I rip the door off the hinges with my bare hands.

Love,
k.

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RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- - 11/29/2008 12:53:01 PM

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Dear Male Idiot I Share DNA with,
Youre right. I am an evil little bitch, but atleast I have the testicular fortitude to admit my faults. I love it how everytime we fight, you bring my mother into the fights, and only talk about the bad shes done. Never mind the fact that she bent over backwards to make sure YOU had a roof over your head while yall were married. Never mind the fact that she would clean house, raise a child, and cook dinner in between working two jobs, while you worked one and saw me maybe 2 hours a day because the rest of the time was spent watching tv, going to races, or whatever else your stupid ass likes to do. Never mind the fact that while yall were going into debt, she let it slide that you blew cash on your cars and car related hobbies.

Oh, and you are sooo right. I do hate your new wife. I hate her so much that I bend over backwards to take up slack that she leaves dangling around anytime you guys need me to. Big bad horrible me hates your wife so much I broke a date with friends just to take care of her when she fell and injured herself being a moron. (Seriously, wearing stockings on your feet while walking on a linoleum floor? Begging for trouble.) I made sure that she had all the drinks she wanted, made sure she took her meds, and bent over backwards so far for her that I could sit on my own head. Yea. I am pure fucking evil incarnate.

And fuck you for saying that I never think of anyone but myself. Remember that the next time you guys are up to your ass in bills and ask me to slip you a little cash till your next pay period. I know that my intentions for that bit of cash werent half as important as yours. I know I should be ever so happy that you let me live in MY house. God, what would I do without you? (I can think of a few things, but thats neither here nor there...) Thanks for proving that when I thought you were a decent human being, I had you pegged wrong. I was blinded by something that led me to believe all these years that YOU were the one that had been done wrong. Glad I finally grew up and realized that you too are at fault for everything you loved crashing around your ankles.

-k

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