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"Dear John"s Revenge. - 11/12/2008 6:56:40 PM

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The soldier serving overseas, far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying........... "Regret cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."

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RE: "Dear John"s Revenge. - 11/12/2008 7:04:48 PM

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HAHA!! Good for him!!!

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RE: "Dear John"s Revenge. - 11/12/2008 7:18:32 PM

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*SNORT*

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RE: "Dear John"s Revenge. - 11/12/2008 7:32:22 PM

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Still a good joke, but that was on an episode of MASH years ago.
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RE: "Dear John"s Revenge. - 11/12/2008 8:11:48 PM

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meh I've heard it before

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RE: "Dear John"s Revenge. - 11/13/2008 12:24:26 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid

Still a good joke, but that was on an episode of MASH years ago.
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r u sure... i know there was a dear "john" recoding.. but i dont remember any one asking for her picture back on MASH... and im only missing the last seasion.

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RE: "Dear John"s Revenge. - 11/13/2008 1:00:53 PM

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quote:

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quote:

ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid

Still a good joke, but that was on an episode of MASH years ago.
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r u sure... i know there was a dear "john" recoding.. but i dont remember any one asking for her picture back on MASH... and im only missing the last seasion.

H >:)

yes. i cant remember if it was radar who was sending the photos back (he's the one who got the dear john recording) but i do remember....

no, it was a patient. they dumped a whole manilla envelope of photos of girls on his bed so that he could send them to the girl who broke up with him. STILL a decent idea, no matter when the girl does something like this.

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RE: "Dear John"s Revenge. - 11/14/2008 8:38:49 PM

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ORIGINAL: pixidustpet

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hanable

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ORIGINAL: DDraigeuraid

Still a good joke, but that was on an episode of MASH years ago.
Dragon

r u sure... i know there was a dear "john" recoding.. but i dont remember any one asking for her picture back on MASH... and im only missing the last seasion.

H >:)

yes. i cant remember if it was radar who was sending the photos back (he's the one who got the dear john recording) but i do remember....

no, it was a patient. they dumped a whole manilla envelope of photos of girls on his bed so that he could send them to the girl who broke up with him. STILL a decent idea, no matter when the girl does something like this.

kitten

u remember what episode that was? ill see if i can find it.. and i think im missing 2 years instead of one... i have 1-9.. and i think there 11 years of it.. but icould be wrong.

H >:)

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