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candystripper -> Nonconsensual Violence (11/13/2008 5:00:16 AM)

I've been giving this a bit of thought lately.  I've developed some f**king illness, and my muscles are just not what they used to be.  Makes me sad to think I've been in my last fistfight, but I guess all things change.
 
Have you ever kicked ass in your life?  If you're female, do you 'fight like a girl''?
 
One of my college roommates got pissed off at me and slapped my my face.  I balled up my fist and punched her lights out.
 
Bitch laid on the floor cryng 'You hit me!'
 
WTF? 
 
Was I supposed to yank her earrings or some stupid shit like that?
 
When's the last time you threw down with someone?  When would you do it in future?
 
Here are some occassions on which I've gotten into brawls:
 
*  All the protesting we did back in the day, e.g. to End the Vietnam War.
 
* Three times I've stabbed a man in self-defense.
 
* I've had male lawyers get cheesed off at me in depositions, which are held in conference rooms and do not have bouncers, LOL.  Some got up out of their seat and shook their fist at me.  I got out mine and told them I'd be one wealthy woman if they hit me, so whatever they decided to do next was fine by me.
 
Anyone else?
 
candystripper  [sm=pole.gif]
 
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GoodFeathers -> RE: Nonconsensual Violence (11/24/2008 7:19:58 PM)

Well, your post screams of anger management issues, but I admit to getting into the occasional brawl.

No, I do not "fight like a girl"...unless I'm using it as a tactic to let my opponent get overconfident and slip up.

Only once have I done very serious damage in a real fight.  Head + windshield = blood and broken glass.

I never, ever, make the first move.  I refuse to.  It's just not right.  Though, I have been known to hit back when hit out of anger.  I've beat up two guys who thought it would be okay of wail on me.

Oh, and I took down a prospective mugger with a Business Law text book (thing was like 3" thick).

One thing I've learned about it is this, never go looking for the fights.  There is always someone out there who is bigger, badder, and better than you.  On four occasions it was me.  The fifth, who knows?  I may not come out on top.  And I don't expect to.  Moreover, I hope there isn't a fifth time.




Lynnxz -> RE: Nonconsensual Violence (11/24/2008 7:48:00 PM)

I don't get in many fights, nor do I feel the need to brag about them on the internet.

Fresh out of the shower lotion fights with C not withstanding, I do not start them either.

(Do you have any idea how far lotion shoots out of one of those pump bottles?? Go ahead... try it.. just aim it at your SO and wack the pump really hard)




Roselaure -> RE: Nonconsensual Violence (11/24/2008 7:55:54 PM)

I have never been in a fight in my life , but i'm guessing if i was I'd fight like a girl.




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