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xxblushesxx -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/18/2008 7:27:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet quote: ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss Thought by the title of this thread, it was going to be one of those threads about the inability to have as hard of an O as usual lol Well, I guess you were just freakin wrong then weren't you??? totally said in a lighthearted, sarcastic tone [;)] LOL MIVixen: I will give a call to the chiropractor in the morning provided all my new symptoms don't have me somewhere else by morning. I am a walking medical research study, I swear! In way of update, the new symptoms are a severe headache (percocet isn't even touching it after about 24 hours now), dizziness, chest pain, painless but constant and annoying muscle spasms, and flutters in my chest. Sometimes it hurts to breath. I have also been ranging between burning up and freezing, though I am not carrying a temperature. I also have a stiff neck. sighs....... Any more bright ideas??? LOL lovingpet I have one...meningitis. Get to a doctor asap. Don't wait. If I'm wrong, ok, maybe they'll figure it out, but if I'm right, you need to be there now. (please) eta: I see someone beat me to it...anyway...get to a DOCTOR!!!

persephonee -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/18/2008 8:49:30 PM)
blushes....sniffle...."someone??" sheesh....i love and adore you ....and you just refer to me as ....snifflesnort...."someone???" harumph sniffle perse

suhlut -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/18/2008 9:26:51 PM)
fuck fuck fuck FUCK! ya mean to tell me.. its not even safe to masturbate and SCREAM anymore? Losing ones hearing after a screaming orgasm...is NORMAL...after late 30's? Tell me it isnt soooooo... please please pleaseeeeee! This is all i need.. i can see it now.. there i'll be.. happily masturbating away.. and just as i reach that all important moment... breath all drawn in..in preperation to open my mouth and scream... and RIGHT at that moment... that lil nasty voice inside my head will warn me.. that i'd better be careful, or i might go deaf... WONDERFUL! i didn't need to know this shit.. i honestly didn't... that lil voice is a sadistical lil bastard..that will LOVE ruining my fun. damnit damnit damnit!!!

CookieSlave -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/19/2008 9:26:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: suhlut ! ya mean to tell me.. its not even safe to masturbate and SCREAM anymore? Ya know.. the whole time I'm reading this thread, I keep hearing the "Jaws" theme music..... --cs

lovingpet -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/19/2008 12:38:17 PM)
Update: I went to the ER as per direct orders LOL... and I had a nasty bug that was going around, but no apparent cardiac problems. The doctors did not test for menengitis, but most of my symptoms have resolved. It took some serious pain medications and a great deal of sleep to finally break its grip. Thank goodness I am feeling MUCH better! Thanks for all the advise, help, and entertaining company while I was going through all this. Oh..... and I can hear a little better thanks! [;)] lovingpet

eri -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/19/2008 1:24:15 PM)
So when they were checking your symptoms, did you tell them it all started with a screaming O?

lovingpet -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/19/2008 2:18:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: eri So when they were checking your symptoms, did you tell them it all started with a screaming O? Nope![8D] Actually, I was feeling so bad that I didn't exactly talk much at all. I wasn't gonna to admit to all that anyway though. Hugggggs perse..... Hows the pinkbits? lovingpet

mystickoolaid -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/19/2008 4:23:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: came4U you popped your ear drum? Try chewing gum lots, yawning, same things you would do after a plane ride. sounds like your ear fluids went all noodles n nuts and squishy-flooded back into the canal. The should settle back in no time. I've heard of masturbation causing blindness but deafness? lol A broken ear drum would cause permanent deafness. Your ears 'popping' is a whole different thing. Unless she stuck a dildo about 3 inches down into her ear as part of her masturbation, she did not 'pop' or 'bust' anything.

lovingpet -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/19/2008 4:42:13 PM)
Yeah... I'm just not THAT kinky LOL...... I have had a ruptured eardrum and I can be sure it is not that. That hurt so bad I passed out when it happened. I know because the doctor had just seen me and noted one was ruptured, but the other wasn't though it would not be long. It ruptured before I could leave his office. No, this is just a lessening of the overall level of sound. It is not muffled, but just softer. There is no pain or other discomfort. lovingpet

kiwisub12 -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/19/2008 5:08:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet quote: ORIGINAL: eri Hugggggs perse..... Hows the pinkbits? lovingpet Oh goddess - please don't get her started on her pink bits and how no-one gives her any sympathy! [8\|] [:D]

Midnght -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/19/2008 6:24:18 PM)
Pfft if she wants sympathy for her pink bits she should start her own thread. Don't fall prey to her snuffling it's all a big act. Though it wouldn't surprise me if she did burn herself AGAIN! The jack hammer of god can be cruel when left to run to long. Suck it up perse and put some burn cream on it. If that doesn't make you happy then use icy/hot. [8D]

lovingpet -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/19/2008 6:35:48 PM)
Mean Dom no cookie!!!! :P Oh jeez... just kidding lovingpet

Midnght -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/19/2008 6:47:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet Mean Dom no cookie!!!! :P Oh jeez... just kidding lovingpet Pfftttt If I want cookies I'll bake em, or buy em myself. You'd probably just burn them any way. [8D]

lovingpet -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/19/2008 6:53:21 PM)
MY cookies are the bestest and I top them with girlie creampie goodness, so your loss! <<tosses Midnght a cookie just to be.... well.....sweet [:)] lovingpet

Midnght -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/19/2008 7:02:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet MY cookies are the bestest and I top them with girlie creampie goodness, so your loss! <<tosses Midnght a cookie just to be.... well.....sweet [:)] lovingpet Yikes girlie cream pie goodness. I don't know you that well. }:>P /me tosses the cookie back.

lovingpet -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/19/2008 7:37:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Midnght quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet MY cookies are the bestest and I top them with girlie creampie goodness, so your loss! <<tosses Midnght a cookie just to be.... well.....sweet [:)] lovingpet Yikes girlie cream pie goodness. I don't know you that well. }:>P /me tosses the cookie back. Who said it was my creampie goodness??? Sheesh... presumptuous much? giggles <<gives him a cookie free of any such thing lovingpet

Midnght -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/19/2008 9:26:29 PM)
Hey now no fair ordering girlie cream pie goodness from the internet!!!!

ToFindYou07 -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/19/2008 9:40:06 PM)
glad to see that things are better... medical stuff isn't fun at ALL...

persephonee -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/20/2008 4:26:15 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet Mean Dom no cookie!!!! :P Oh jeez... just kidding lovingpet Dont feed the animals.....once you feed him he'll just hang around and never go home....and as an update, my pink parts are just hunky dory....albeit a bit crispier than they were prior....[:D]

mystickoolaid -> RE: Screaming Orgasm....Now a Whisper (11/20/2008 5:40:11 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: persephonee quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet Mean Dom no cookie!!!! :P Oh jeez... just kidding lovingpet Dont feed the animals.....once you feed him he'll just hang around and never go home....and as an update, my pink parts are just hunky dory....albeit a bit crispier than they were prior....[:D] Best laugh of the morning award :)

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