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Pick UP Lines - 11/15/2008 12:07:14 PM

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Love-em/Hate-em - Doesn't matter - You have to find them funny some of the time!

* Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
* What's the weather like outside? [Why?] Because there's a high pressure point behind my zipper.
* Is your daddy a farmer? [No, why?] Because you really know how to raise a cock.
* That shirt looks very becoming on you, and if I were on you I'd be cumming too!
* You're like a squirrel... quick to get a nut.
* Do you work at Subway? [No, why?] Because you just gave me a 12 incher!
* My guns are locked and loaded and they are aimed right at that fine ass!
* How many bones are in the human body? [They either will say 206 or I dont know] Want another one?
* The word of the day is legs...lets go back to my place and spread the word!
* Lets name one of your legs Thanksgiving and the other Christmas. That way I can come visit you between the holidays.
* Girl, you're so fine, let me hit it from behind.
* Let's play pinocchio. You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.
* Did you come from hell? Cause your ass is hot!
* Let's play fireman. I'll be the hose and you be the fire.
* Would you like to take a ride on the Mangoat?
* What has 146 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk? [What?] My zipper.
* It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
* If we were squirrels, I'd bust a nutt in your hole!
* That sweater looks very becoming on you. Of course if I was on you I'd be cuming too!
* Nice legs. What time do they open?
* Want to play army? [Why?] Because I'll let you blow the hell out of me.
* Why don't you sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up?

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/15/2008 12:09:46 PM

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/15/2008 12:23:39 PM

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You must work out.
Has it strengthened your pelvis?

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/15/2008 4:00:29 PM

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Reminds me of Monty Python's "Sit On My Face And Tell Me That You Love Me"

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/15/2008 4:05:49 PM

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My fave is, "So, do you want to get a pizza and fuck, or aren't you hungry?"

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/16/2008 3:05:54 PM

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Nice shoes..... Wanna fuck??

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/16/2008 6:56:20 PM

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At the tattoo parlor getting inked ...

Tattoo Artist: "You got white in you?"

Me: "No"

Tattoo Artist: "Now you do."

Me: *rolls eyes*

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/16/2008 7:17:30 PM

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*snort*

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/17/2008 2:45:56 PM

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omg, those are horrable!!!
rofl

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/17/2008 2:54:39 PM

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How bout this one....

-You didn't tell me your father was a thief!
- What the f$%k?
-Well he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!

Would you believe someone actually used that!?!?!

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/17/2008 2:58:29 PM

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Looks at tag in the back of my dress and says, "just what I suspected. 100% angel".

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/17/2008 4:39:32 PM

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Umm Hi. I just lost my phone number... Can I have yours?

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/17/2008 5:13:03 PM

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Excuse me, I'm new around here, how do I get to your house?

Are we gonna f**k later or would buying you drinks and maybe dinner be a waste of money?

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/17/2008 5:19:22 PM

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I've tried all those. They don't work.

However, if I just sit in the corner and lick my eyebrows, I get plenty of dates.

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/17/2008 6:58:05 PM

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Eyebrows get pretty long by your age.

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/17/2008 7:16:01 PM

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I was sitting at the bar of this place that I was never at before... I just got dropped off there by my mother, and I was waiting for the rest of my dart team to get there... I was sitting there alone drinking a beer (and probably looking kind of worried since I was VERY nervous), when a guy I never saw before walked up to me and said "Hi... You have gorgeous eyes... What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?" I pointed to the Dart board picture on the back of my shirt and said "Waiting for my team" He just looked at me, smiled, and said "First off, you shouldn't be sitting here alone with a 'Cantina' shirt on.... But if your team doesn't show up, and it doesn't seem they are, I would LOVE to buy you a drink" Just then, I saw my team.... Thank God... I was worried... lol

Pick up lines make me laugh, just to think about people telling them to me... but when they do, I get nervous... lol

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/17/2008 7:17:53 PM

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I also, Once had a guy friend of mine ask me "Can I numb your tits?" I just gave him a funny look and said "Ummmmmmm......" He then proceeded to put his face between them, shaking it back and forth saying "Num-num-num-num-num....." I lauhged so Freaking hard!! lol

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/17/2008 7:22:03 PM

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Can I be your guy friend?

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/17/2008 7:26:17 PM

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Those were funny. I just wish I could remember the ones that were used on me back in the mid and late 80s. LOL Any one happen to remember some of those oldie goldie pickup lines from the 80s? LOL

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RE: Pick UP Lines - 11/17/2008 7:31:20 PM

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How funky is your chicken?

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