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A man visits his doctor who tells him to lose some weight. On his way home, he sees a flyer on a telephone pole for 'definite weight loss". He goes home, and calls the number. The salesperson signs him up for a 5lb, one week program.
"How does this work?" he asks.
"Our personal trainer will be over in a few minuites."
A few moments later, the doorbell rings. He answers it to see a cute blonde wearing nothing but running shoes holding a sign that says "If you can catch me, you can have me" She grins and takes off running. It takes him a bit, but he catches her, has sex with her, and this goes on for a week.
End of the week, he's lost the 5 lb, so he calls up again and asks for a more rigorous program. Salesman signs him up for a 15lb, 2 week program.
Moments later, doorbell rings and a gorgeous redhead, again wearing nothing but shoes, holds up the same sign as the blond. The redhead is much faster, but he manages to keep up and have his way with her, and lost the weight.
He calls up, and asks for the most rigorous program. "Sir," the sales man says, that's a 50lb, 2 month program. Are you sure you want it?"
"Never felt better!" says the man "Sign me up!"
The doorbell rings, and a 6'2", 220lb hairy man in nothing but pink running shoes grins and hold up a sign saying "If I catch you, you're mine."
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