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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 5:53:38 AM

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My phone # ...just in case he is mean to you.

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 6:06:45 AM

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Take a prepaid phone card. If you can't get the camera through security for some reason, at least you can use the phone card to call me, then I can patch in everyone else via conference call, so we can at least hear what's going on down there.

*grabs glass and holds it to the monitor, so I can eavesdrop*

*hands red a stethescope...works better than the glass for amplifying*

everhope...
i knew i was pouting for a reason.....damn, girl, you made my hero list...

bring the hand sanitizer, once your back and ass are bleeding and youre just layin there in the cage, nothing to do but think about the events of your life that have led you to this place at this time...you can put the sanitizer on your cuts and distract yourself with the quick cool sting of that...be prepared to pass out just a little.

oooooeverhopesgonnagetit!!!!!

peace and not at all jealous...well, its like 90/10 at this point, but whatever
perse

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 7:26:44 AM

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i started packing today for my trip to meet ResidentSadist. if it were you, what would you make sure was in your suitcase?

Me???

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 8:51:10 AM

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ORIGINAL: everhope

i started packing today for my trip to meet ResidentSadist. if it were you, what would you make sure was in your suitcase?

Me???

Dammit!!!...i didnt even think of that....shit. i deserve to stay home now.
*hangs head in shame*

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 8:58:40 AM

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Edible lube. Windsome Im impressed. Ahem! The snow your getting on your side of the state. Keep it over there.

Yay! I impressed raymonD, boooo don't want the snow!!!!!!

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 9:04:06 AM

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B- You are going to my favorite state with a good portion of the MUST meet people on my list. If I wasn't so damn happy for you, I'd almost be jealous! Ive been missing my rubber ducky - and drooling over that cage - and curious about Greedy's feline fetish for a while now. If I don't get pictures so I can live vicariously through your experience, I'm going to hop a plane and beat your ass. I swear it!

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 2:22:58 PM

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How about a recent picture for the milk carton you are about to be on?

Or leave a DNA sample with friends for future identification?

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 3:00:31 PM

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How about a recent picture for the milk carton you are about to be on?

Or leave a DNA sample with friends for future identification?

As the t-shirt my daughter gave me reads:

You're just one big fucking ray of sunshine, aren't you??

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 7:14:52 PM

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Bring:
1. Lube, I ran out a few weeks ago.
2. Nose plugs, because everyone hates the smell of burning rubber(s).
3. Burn lotion, see above.
4. Leather conditioner, not for the whips but for your ass. You’ll need it.
5. And you can forget the handcuff key Cali told you to bring, nekked slaves that get regular cavity inspections have no place to hide it.
6. The granola bar and Water qualify as ‘cage food’. Cage food is the only thing you are allowed to put in your mouth without asking permission first.
7. Cjan’s & Greedys phone number so you can call them and tell them how mean I am.
8. Except what you have to wear on the plane, clothing is optional. We have nude beaches.

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 7:19:00 PM

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*giggles all over the place for everhope... sounds like fun*

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 7:25:40 PM

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I didn't see a camera on Cali's list. If you don't take one, how will we all get the pics of the visit???

Living vicariously is kinda like having a life. *nodnod*

If hope helps me find the drivers, I'll set up a cage cam, you can log in and chat with her live in the cage for an hour or so.

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 7:28:58 PM

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Greedytop.

Greedy is so petite, she probably would fit in a suitcase. Now ain’t that a pretty picture.

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 7:29:01 PM

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I didn't see a camera on Cali's list. If you don't take one, how will we all get the pics of the visit???

Living vicariously is kinda like having a life. *nodnod*

If hope helps me find the drivers, I'll set up a cage cam, you can log in and chat with her live in the cage for an hour or so.

WAHOOOTIE!!! Even better.

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 7:33:03 PM

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Greedytop.

Greedy is so petite, she probably would fit in a suitcase. Now ain’t that a pretty picture.

I'm not that flexible.

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 8:03:36 PM

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I know this is her thread but you asked some things I should answer.

Artic – We truly had a cold snap recently. However, I can think of as many pleasurable ways to warm her flesh and her heart as I can think of painful ones! No firewood or extra clothing will be required, I assure you.

Mouth wash / ball gags - and other things that will be in her mouth. If you want a full report, I can have her make a list as time goes on.

Bobby pins – I am afraid those won’t help pick the lock and allow her to escape the cage. . . . and if I find any, they'll end up on her nipples.

Sex toys – Although they may make the trip through airport security interesting, we usually “toy” with real flesh in my house.

Chocolate – great cage food. FYI, if you do bring chocolate, you may discover it is sometimes Master’s prerogative to inspect and sample the cage food now & then. Strictly in the interests of maintaining the quality of a slave nutrition of course.

Edible lube / high heels – Yes / maybe

Squeezable ice bag - not a bad idea – “Cuz you'll want to ice yourself down! (othewise you will be begging for the frozen peas - and umm two words - Resident SADIST)”

A bear – as much as I would love you to pack that wild bear in your suitcase, unlike petite greedy . . . I just don’t think he will fit.

Milk carton – I will have to make up a photoshop spoof . . . what a cute idea. “Last seen screaming in a little read cage somewhere in Daytona Beach” <insert your pic here> I see someone made an account with your initials just to put that zinger in this thread.

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 8:09:31 PM

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Greedytop.

Greedy is so petite, she probably would fit in a suitcase. Now ain’t that a pretty picture.

I'm not that flexible.

Hey baby, with a little W-D40, I bet I could get you to fit.

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 8:10:26 PM

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throw in pain pills for my creaky old joints, and we can talk about it...LOL

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 8:27:20 PM

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injectable might make it that much easier.

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 8:41:11 PM

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Bobby pins – I am afraid those won’t help pick the lock and allow her to escape the cage. . . . and if I find any, they'll end up on her nipples.

Ohh, I was just amusing myself with the mental image of everhope going all McGuyver with them, trying to pick the lock, but it seems to me that you are fulfilling that whole fantasy for me, by finding a much more entertaing use for them..Resident McGuyver...has a ring to it.

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RE: packing the suitcase to meet ResidentSadist - 11/24/2008 8:58:22 PM

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A bear – as much as I would love you to pack that wild bear in your suitcase, unlike petite greedy . . . I just don’t think he will fit.

I was just thinking that if I was smuggled down your way, I go visit a few other people and spend my time at the nudist beach when you and everhope were otherwise preoccupied! Of course I'd stop by for a chat and lunch or dinner....maybe take notes though strictly for educational research purposes only! muhahahahaha

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