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romancenkink -> BROCKBACK MOUNTAIN MY ASS (3/30/2006 10:12:13 PM)
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Some retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains.
To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to
room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair
to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take
turns The first deputy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next
morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said,
"Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat
up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same
thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man,
what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes
the roof. I watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly
ex-football player; a man's man. The next morning he came to
breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?" He said,
"Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed and
kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long."
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