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jlf1961 -> A Dom's letter to Santa.... (11/27/2008 6:33:02 PM)
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Look, I will not try to convince you I have been a good boy all year long, but when I was bad, I was very good at it, okay?
Now, this year for Christmas, the following would be appreciated.
52 new floggers,
five new paddles,
two sets of gold plated handcuffs (24k of course)
Two sets of gold plated ankle irons
A new St. Andrew's cross, preferably made of something a bit more substantial than balsa wood.
Five or six willing subs to train...
Greedy to help supervise training.....
A small home forge to make Celtic style collars
A $25000 gift certificate at Tandy leather so I can get the necessary items to make training aids
the winning number for the january first megamillions lotto (have to build a castle with dungeon)
A new pair of socks
a teddy bear for grandson Tommy (yeah, I know, Son and daughter in law insist his name is Thomas, but you seen the guy, does he LOOK like a Thomas?)
A gift certificate for daughter Anna and her partner Donna at Victoria's Secret and Grand Ink Tattoos
More common sense for son Travis... or get Daughter in law a good lawyer...
A six year scholarship for grand daughter Cinnamon at a convent in Tibet to get her away from her boyfriend.
A Scholarship for Zack at a military school before he drives all of us insane.....
Teddy bears for grand daughters Lili and Aleigha.
A new computer for Tami
A new laptop for Waelon
A new Laptop for niece gizzy
A case of amnesia for Gizzy's screwed up unfaithful boyfriend.... or just fed ex the guy to New Guinea.
And all the special things that you know that my friends at collar me could ever want........
Thanks
JLF
PS.
You do know that I have friends that could arrange a very relaxing month or two for you in Nevada, away from the elves and reindeer. Nice girls to help ease your mind, tension, etc?
In other words Santa, you really need to get laid.
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