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You just might be Poly if? - 12/25/2005 11:14:14 AM   
fastlane


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Everytime you came to an orgasm, you looked up and said...Next?

When you went to kiss each cheek as a greeting.....it was two different Butts you were kissing.

When you think of going to the alter and saying "I do", what you really mean is "I do, you and you and you!"

When you see re-runs of the Waltons and they are all say goodnight to one another, it makes you horny.

Whenever you hear the phrase "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush", you begin your argument.

And, you just might be Poly if...... you think Santa's elves are not really making toys year around, but adding to the KInk of Santa's extended family.....Sure he only cums once a year?...LOL

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RE: You just might be Poly if? - 12/28/2005 7:15:53 AM   
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I don't know if I should laugh, or shake my head.

You really just hurt my head.

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RE: You just might be Poly if? - 12/28/2005 2:42:18 PM   
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Laugh...throw fruit....or....take two aspirins and call me in the morning?

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RE: You just might be Poly if? - 12/30/2005 7:30:33 PM   
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You joined Costco or Sam's Club just to buy toilet paper.

Bridal showers take 3 days and 3 locations.

12 days of Christmas are no longer enough.

Your speed-dial has gone to 3 digits.

You own a 200 gallon water heater.

Your other 'wife' is her rmother.

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