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YourhandMyAss -> Somedays you're the dog others the hydrant, tonights my day to be the hydrant! (12/2/2008 8:13:48 PM)
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I'm feeling really abused by murphies law tonight. First at the dollar store I whacked my head pretty hard on a display straiting up after bending over, so then later on when I am home I know the lawn mower is in the garage path way so I am walking slowly in the dark hoping I am slow enough to avoid it and NO I DON'T. I smack strait into it and fall onto my dads table saw edge, scratching a big owie on my forarm, banging my shin and dropping what Iwas carrying.
Then I hit my other knee on my dad's piano bench not more than 20 mins later and that was fucking it, I started wailing at the top of my lungs. Then the last injury on the way to the bathroom I stepped on the hem of her curtains and pulled the lil rod thingie down ONTO MY HEAD.
So I have those injuries and I am stiff and sore from all the holiday shopping and time on my feet I've been doing. And not to mention the hour plus I spent on the floor packaging all those gifts to be sent out. I got up so sore I could hardly hobble my way out of the house let alone walk. And tomorow I get to do it all over again cause I am wraping my nieces sewing machine and gifts.
Boy it's true what they say, sometimes you're the dog and sometimes you're the hydrant, and tonight I was the fucking hydrant.
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