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OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to holly... - 12/4/2008 1:56:49 PM

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LOL the secondary queen of klutz has struck again. I was walking into my room there was a bag full of 10 or 20 items with the handle sticking out just perceftly so I caught my foot on it, tripped on a box, smashing it in the process and fell onto my bed, I sat up laughed at the sight of the mangled box and said well that's the end of THAT box.

RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/4/2008 2:02:12 PM

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*second to holly*

glad you weren't hurt...and also that you can laugh at yourself. As long as you can do that, all is well!

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/4/2008 2:14:56 PM

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Perhaps you and Holly both should consider having your male partners wrap you in bubble wrap, and securing helmets to your pretty lil heads?

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/4/2008 2:16:39 PM

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hehe, well see other times I got hurt they all said they could of swore it was holly posting or that I was holly under a different name, or that I am invoking holly's klutzyness

Thank you, I am glad I am not hurt either, my box and the giant teddy bear are not so fortunate though, The box is dead and the poor teddybear got rudely awakend from a nap by his mom falling on him, so please spare a moment of respect for their injuries!

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glad you weren't hurt...and also that you can laugh at yourself. As long as you can do that, all is well!

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/4/2008 2:20:47 PM

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*giggling, well my problem would be solved if Daddy and I ever got the bedroom cleaned up, since the mess on the floor is why I am tripping on stuff and clutter has been the top two reasons why I trip.

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Perhaps you and Holly both should consider having your male partners wrap you in bubble wrap, and securing helmets to your pretty lil heads?

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/4/2008 3:16:33 PM

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~offers the economy size roll of bubble wrap her Master bought to holly and yourhand~ hey i'm not the only one anymore... i fall up the stairs cut myself regularly on cardboard nearly slice off fingers and am just plain accident prone... now to hope Master doesn't decide to get me a lifesize doll case and stand to put me in ~giggles~

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/4/2008 4:53:03 PM

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Hey thanksI can go for a two fer one deal, bubble wrap me for saftey and I'll also finally be warm in my little cocoon, it feels like an ice box out here.

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~offers the economy size roll of bubble wrap her Master bought to holly and yourhand~ hey i'm not the only one anymore... i fall up the stairs cut myself regularly on cardboard nearly slice off fingers and am just plain accident prone... now to hope Master doesn't decide to get me a lifesize doll case and stand to put me in ~giggles~

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/4/2008 11:17:45 PM

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i'm sure, i spent this last year up until last month living in san francisco, and i'm originally from the south, i spent the whole summer waiting for it to warm up but i hear portland is gonna be the same if not worse -_- but atleast i have a couple of months before i'm there again but will be for good so yays ^_^

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/5/2008 10:27:33 AM

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In the summer we roast since our garage isn't insulated, I am going to look into a heating and air conditioning unit that doesn't have to go on the roof of the house and I will certaintly get a ceramic oil heater or two .

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i'm sure, i spent this last year up until last month living in san francisco, and i'm originally from the south, i spent the whole summer waiting for it to warm up but i hear portland is gonna be the same if not worse -_- but atleast i have a couple of months before i'm there again but will be for good so yays ^_^

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/5/2008 12:09:59 PM

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lol my idea of warm is so much different, this last summer it would get near 90 degrees and my roommates and co-workers would complain about the heat wave... i just sat there thinking "wtf i can finally take off my hoodie"

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/5/2008 12:16:24 PM

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Hey at least you and Holly have the excuse of actually TRIPPING. I can be walking on a perfectly flat surface or just standing there and have my legs go out from under me. I am not allowed to carry anything that blocks my vision of the floor as apparently my eyes ( which are trying to go away on me) act as my balance since I have an inner ear neuropathy not just in my feet and hands. Unless I am hanging onto the shopping cart at the market I tend to careen into the shelves..and end caps...sigh.

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/5/2008 5:29:22 PM

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poenkitten, just remember it takes true talent to trip over a flat surface, i have that on a sticker somewhere.... and yes i'm one of the flat surface trippers.... even twisted my ankle a few times on a side walk crack...

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/5/2008 5:31:04 PM

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I can too. One time I was standing up standing perfectly still and my ankle rolled out from under me

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Hey at least you and Holly have the excuse of actually TRIPPING. I can be walking on a perfectly flat surface or just standing there and have my legs go out from under me. I am not allowed to carry anything that blocks my vision of the floor as apparently my eyes ( which are trying to go away on me) act as my balance since I have an inner ear neuropathy not just in my feet and hands. Unless I am hanging onto the shopping cart at the market I tend to careen into the shelves..and end caps...sigh.

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/5/2008 9:40:50 PM

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<.<
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ok... who else is thinking that there is a secret movement to make subbies accident prone and helpless??? -_-

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/6/2008 1:30:48 PM

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I would agree with ya Roze, but I'm not a submissive. I am a switch /bottom. :)

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/6/2008 1:59:25 PM

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pssssst it's happening to you to make you more subbie

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/6/2008 5:53:54 PM

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laughing in real life, oh yeah? How does this consipiracy plan to do that? Trip me and make me fall enough so that I decide to clean house, OR become domestically inclined? Or become a servant to the household chores?

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pssssst it's happening to you to make you more subbie

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/6/2008 6:03:29 PM

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~whispers~ is cause it's gonna make you afraid to go out, so you're inside all the time and just get fed up and clean. or a good bump on the head kinda like a labotomy but with less blood and cutting.

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/6/2008 6:15:32 PM

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LOL SHIT I just fell again, thank god for my huge soft bed, I was by the bedside and tripped over Daddies gym bag ( laughing)

Yes, this is definatly something screaming CLEAN YOUR ROOM from way up in the cosmos, but I was to lazy to listen to the call.

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~whispers~ is cause it's gonna make you afraid to go out, so you're inside all the time and just get fed up and clean. or a good bump on the head kinda like a labotomy but with less blood and cutting.

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RE: OL the second in command queen of klutz*second to h... - 12/6/2008 8:22:15 PM

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PMPLMFAO ok i'm just gonna shup now... ~makes note to clean her room as she's probably next on the hit list~

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