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Tiedwell -> one line Joke (12/4/2008 11:42:12 PM)
"A baby seal walks into this club...:

ChainGoddess -> RE: one line Joke (12/5/2008 2:22:30 AM)
Not funny.

Arpig -> RE: one line Joke (12/5/2008 6:14:13 AM)
Yes it is[:D]

SteelofUtah -> RE: one line Joke (12/5/2008 9:41:08 AM)
"A Fridgid Wife told her Horny Husband to Beat it" Steel

sirsholly -> RE: one line Joke (12/5/2008 1:58:09 PM)
[:D][:D][:D][:D]

satisfied -> RE: one line Joke (12/5/2008 2:08:14 PM)
ROFLMAO!!!

curiousgirlie -> RE: one line Joke (12/7/2008 8:04:17 AM)
I do not get either...

SteelofUtah -> RE: one line Joke (12/8/2008 8:47:55 AM)
curiousgirlie, Do you know what the difference between being told a Funny joke and being tied down and taken in every orrafice is? No? Wanna Come Over for Dinner I happen to be quite the comedian. Steel

curiousgirlie -> RE: one line Joke (12/8/2008 1:27:03 PM)
heya man, im not stupid :P I kow the differance... and i will think about the offer. But seriously, why are those two first ones funny? Come now, Im just not native, I wanna understand...

SteelofUtah -> RE: one line Joke (12/8/2008 3:25:04 PM)
Baby Seals were clubed for thier furry outside for many years, Many Joke Start "This Guy Goes into a Bar" So the Funny is that The Baby Seal is walking into a Club and the Irony is the Double Meaning. As for the Fridgid Wife telling her Horny Husband to Beat it, it is her telling him to Leave but the double meaning is no sex with the fridgid wife so Masturbate. It is just single line jokes with Double Meanings. So Dinner is still a possibility? (Wicked Evil Eyebrow Raise) Steel

PoisonRoses -> RE: one line Joke (12/8/2008 4:53:57 PM)
A toothless termite walks into a bar and says " where's the bartender?"

sula -> RE: one line Joke (12/8/2008 5:03:05 PM)
ok - i almost wrote that i didn't get that one...then i did. *Groan* lol!!!

marie2 -> RE: one line Joke (12/8/2008 5:18:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PoisonRoses A toothless termite walks into a bar and says " where's the bartender?" I don't get it! Someone???

Saratov -> RE: one line Joke (12/8/2008 8:16:18 PM)
A toothless termite is going to have to gum its food so, wants to know where the bar is tender... "...where's the bartender?"

Musicmystery -> RE: one line Joke (12/9/2008 1:46:24 AM)
A man with a sore face walked into a hospital...

MatureDSinNY -> RE: one line Joke (12/9/2008 1:51:13 AM)
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks; "why the long face?"

Musicmystery -> RE: one line Joke (12/9/2008 1:55:21 AM)
A bear takes forever to announce his drink order and the bartender asks, "Hey, why the big pause?"

marie2 -> RE: one line Joke (12/9/2008 2:25:05 AM)
ohhhhhhh...lol....ty, ty.

MatureDSinNY -> RE: one line Joke (12/9/2008 2:29:01 AM)
Two favorites from Steven Wright - a great comedian.. "Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?" "I once put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time."

AMaster -> RE: one line Joke (12/9/2008 2:31:25 AM)
Yuck!!!![:'(][:'(][:'(]

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