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RE: Pure and simple - 12/30/2005 2:35:27 PM   
fastlane


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I think Fergus needs a guitar string wrapped tightly around his nuts,,for starting all of this.

Fergus, come out, come out where ever you are? You're in trouble!

DEVO...SUCKS by the way...but whip it good!

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RE: Pure and simple - 12/30/2005 4:24:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LaMalinche
Ahhh, tough guy, huh?
(to the tune of Whip it)

Swing that cane
Give his ass a crack
The switches on here
Don't take any crap

When a poster gets too smart
We must cain him

You'll hear him sobbing all day long
when we cain him

When a Dom acts too big
Go ahead and cane him

Now cane him
Into shape
Strap him down
Set him straight
Lean him forward
Turn him red
Purple bruises
It's oh so fun
To cane him

Cane him good

LaMalinche thinks about soaking the cane in water for a second offense. Hahahaha

i think devo would be proud. while i'm not a switch, i do appreciate good music. i think the water soaked canes might be fitting to slow down a fast one. : )

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RE: Pure and simple - 12/30/2005 8:38:42 PM   
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wooo devo, way to be Canadian!!!

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RE: Pure and simple - 12/30/2005 8:40:15 PM   
LaMalinche


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i think devo would be proud. while i'm not a switch, i do appreciate good music. i think the water soaked canes might be fitting to slow down a fast one. : )

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Thank you dear lady. *LaMalinche takes a bow*

I think the water soaked cane is a good idea also. That boy needs someone to keep him in line.

And I also want to know where Fergus is? Did you want in on this or not?


Sheesh. Men. *shakes head*

Good evening all,

LaMalinche

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RE: Pure and simple - 12/30/2005 9:40:39 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche

i think devo would be proud. while i'm not a switch, i do appreciate good music. i think the water soaked canes might be fitting to slow down a fast one. : )
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Thank you dear lady. *LaMalinche takes a bow*

I think the water soaked cane is a good idea also. That boy needs someone to keep him in line.

And I also want to know where Fergus is? Did you want in on this or not?

Sheesh. Men. *shakes head*

Good evening all,

LaMalinche
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No quote this time.

you are most welcome. i'm most usually available for good causes.

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RE: Pure and simple - 12/30/2005 10:32:08 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: fastlane

I think Fergus needs a guitar string wrapped tightly around his nuts,,for starting all of this.

Fergus, come out, come out where ever you are? You're in trouble!

DEVO...SUCKS by the way...but whip it good!


lol, sorry, I've been away ... only just got back to this thread.

My my, but the lil switches HAVE been busy :)

Not much of a Devo fan myself (truth be told) but lets hear more about the wet cane ;)

fergus

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RE: Pure and simple - 12/30/2005 10:44:31 PM   
LaMalinche


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quote:

ORIGINAL: fergus


quote:

ORIGINAL: fastlane

I think Fergus needs a guitar string wrapped tightly around his nuts,,for starting all of this.

Fergus, come out, come out where ever you are? You're in trouble!

DEVO...SUCKS by the way...but whip it good!


lol, sorry, I've been away ... only just got back to this thread.

My my, but the lil switches HAVE been busy :)

Not much of a Devo fan myself (truth be told) but lets hear more about the wet cane ;)

fergus



The wet cane? Well, if I soak a bamboo cane long enough, it will start to split. Then perhaps we can leave some scars so that fastlane can remember his folly in messing with the Switches. Mawahaahaa!!!!!
It also makes it heavier, so maybe he won't be humming during it like he would just a switching.
Perhaps broken bones? I did watch the movie with Kathy Bates, in which she was the writer's "biggest fan." I have 2X4's, stocks, and a hammer also.
Hmmm. . . the things we could do.

LaMalinche

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RE: Pure and simple - 12/31/2005 7:01:55 AM   
fastlane


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My God.
One minute you want to cane and the next you want to "hobble."

I was wrong about you. you are not a swithch, you are a sadist.


Fastlane runs to another thread......now he is skeerd!

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RE: Pure and simple - 12/31/2005 7:31:46 AM   
LaMalinche


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quote:

ORIGINAL: fastlane

My God.
One minute you want to cane and the next you want to "hobble."

I was wrong about you. you are not a swithch, you are a sadist.


Fastlane runs to another thread......now he is skeerd!



Maybe some kind moderator will tell me how to post this on every forum. Snh Snh Snh.

So long as you have learned your lesson, fastlane, the Switches will be kind to you. Remember, you were the one who wanted to just start hitting them to turn the lights out. Just don't make me come get you.

Me, a sadist? Of course. Also a masochist. And a few other things.

Love you fastlane.

LaMalinche

PS. I am so bummed out, I am no longer kinky, just indecent. *sigh*


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Don't be bummed - 12/31/2005 9:01:14 AM   
fergus


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quote:

PS. I am so bummed out, I am no longer kinky, just indecent. *sigh*


Awww .... DON'T be bummed! Heck, I still think you're kinky. Perhaps even downright deviant ;)

fergus

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RE: Switches unite! - 1/1/2006 7:51:15 PM   
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I mainly bottom. But I do enjoy topping as well. I had a very fun switch play partner in San Francisco. We both delighted in tormenting each other. Often switching roles in the middle of a scene. She generally got the best of me. She is quite the sadist. I would love to top more if I could find a fun female switch in my area.

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RE: Switches unite! - 1/2/2006 9:01:12 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: talmar

I mainly bottom. But I do enjoy topping as well. I had a very fun switch play partner in San Francisco. We both delighted in tormenting each other. Often switching roles in the middle of a scene. She generally got the best of me. She is quite the sadist. I would love to top more if I could find a fun female switch in my area.


I'm not wild about switching in the middle of a scene m'self. I really do understand why its exciting for some though :)

fergus

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RE: Switches unite! - 1/3/2006 8:03:38 PM   
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Back to the original thread! *serious face*

I call myself switch because I like men to be submissive in bed (but not elsewhere), but this is not a hard and fast rule. Where's the fun if you have to stick with your label?! Why not be openminded?

Of course there are many people who know exactly what they want/who they are, and good for them! But for me its not not knowing who I am, simply about responding to the person at the time..

Yeah! Big Eyes

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RE: Switches unite! - 1/3/2006 8:12:31 PM   
fergus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: BigEyes

Back to the original thread! *serious face*

I call myself switch because I like men to be submissive in bed (but not elsewhere), but this is not a hard and fast rule. Where's the fun if you have to stick with your label?! Why not be openminded?

Of course there are many people who know exactly what they want/who they are, and good for them! But for me its not not knowing who I am, simply about responding to the person at the time..

Yeah! Big Eyes


Big eyes, you're okay by me!

Yeah, the whole 'switch because I like a guy to submit in bed" I totally get (hence I am mostly sub) ... I consider myself a strong "manly man" in day to day ... but I like to submit in the bedroom. lol, although I do get the Domly itch every so often ;)

*whew* so much is subjective, so much is situational. Does make lables tough ;)

fergus

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RE: Switches unite! - 1/3/2006 8:31:26 PM   
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I am a switch in my eyes because I fall closer to the center of the continumen of domanance and submasison that either end. I usualy varie more to the dom side although am very willing to submit and struggle. Alas I have done less of that than I would like. I am still young thought. It has buged me in the past when a woman I was with called me a dom. Althoght she was a sub I totaly respected that and would never ask her to switch, it kind of got to me to have the other part of me negated in the eyes of the person I was with. I like to bottom when I top. To see how excited and entraualed the lady I am with can get. To see if I can give her more that she thought she could take. I love to feel the high of that energy comming off of my partner. Some might say I am a dommint who likes to bottom but I just say I am a switch. I am me.

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RE: Switches unite! - 1/3/2006 9:08:44 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: tallandhard

I am a switch in my eyes because I fall closer to the center of the continumen of domanance and submasison that either end. I usualy varie more to the dom side although am very willing to submit and struggle. Alas I have done less of that than I would like. I am still young thought. It has buged me in the past when a woman I was with called me a dom. Althoght she was a sub I totaly respected that and would never ask her to switch, it kind of got to me to have the other part of me negated in the eyes of the person I was with. I like to bottom when I top. To see how excited and entraualed the lady I am with can get. To see if I can give her more that she thought she could take. I love to feel the high of that energy comming off of my partner. Some might say I am a dommint who likes to bottom but I just say I am a switch. I am me.


"just say switch" can we patent that?

Perhaps she called you a Dom, NOT because she didn't think you were a switch, but because she was unable to top for you (not in her nature)

fergus

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RE: Switches unite! *quiet - fuck labels!* - 1/4/2006 8:52:52 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: fergus


Big eyes, you're okay by me!

Yeah, the whole 'switch because I like a guy to submit in bed" I totally get (hence I am mostly sub) ... I consider myself a strong "manly man" in day to day ... but I like to submit in the bedroom. lol, although I do get the Domly itch every so often ;)

*whew* so much is subjective, so much is situational. Does make lables tough ;)

fergus




Ta Fergus! I'd start a 'Fuck labels' thread if I didn't already know that it would start so many arguments.. I've had so much grief from seemingly educated people, which at the end of the day is offensive and I've told them so!

I respond to who I am with and how I feel. Full stop. I lean more towards being dominant sexually, but thats not to say I can't change my mind sometimes. I get REALLY angry if this is challenged, and will bite back!

Plus I like to think I can take anyone on..! Big Eyes

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RE: Switches unite! *quiet - fuck labels!* - 1/4/2006 10:04:27 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: BigEyes


quote:

ORIGINAL: fergus


Big eyes, you're okay by me!

Yeah, the whole 'switch because I like a guy to submit in bed" I totally get (hence I am mostly sub) ... I consider myself a strong "manly man" in day to day ... but I like to submit in the bedroom. lol, although I do get the Domly itch every so often ;)

*whew* so much is subjective, so much is situational. Does make lables tough ;)

fergus




Ta Fergus! I'd start a 'Fuck labels' thread if I didn't already know that it would start so many arguments.. I've had so much grief from seemingly educated people, which at the end of the day is offensive and I've told them so!

I respond to who I am with and how I feel. Full stop. I lean more towards being dominant sexually, but thats not to say I can't change my mind sometimes. I get REALLY angry if this is challenged, and will bite back!

Plus I like to think I can take anyone on..! Big Eyes


hmmm ... make me want to START an argument with you ;)

fergus

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RE: Switches unite! - 1/5/2006 9:15:40 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: fergus

"just say switch" can we patent that?

Perhaps she called you a Dom, NOT because she didn't think you were a switch, but because she was unable to top for you (not in her nature)

fergus



Patent no, trademark yes.

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RE: Switches unite! - 1/6/2006 10:58:56 AM   
fergus


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ORIGINAL: tallandhard

Patent no, trademark yes.


Thanks for the clarification ;)

Anyway we can circumvent the goldfish jingle? Get them to change it to:

"I loce the switches cause they're so delicious...."

fergus

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