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DesertRat -> An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/30/2005 8:28:19 PM)
How did it come to pass that so many lovely, sweet, and, in some cases, downright HOT American women have recently been stranded....by a variety of unusual circumstances in Nigeria? Shouldn't our State Department be looking into this? Every night I am contacted by at least one of these unfortunate souls. Usually they are fashion models who have been abandoned in Lagos by their scumbag photographer/boyfriends and/or Masters. Maybe we could all get together and create some kind of fund. If we do, I think I should be in charge of it, because these girls, for some reason, think I'm really wonderful. They trust me and, to be honest, I think most of them want to get into my pants. Bob

daredevil865 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/30/2005 8:33:57 PM)
The real crisis is that there are some fools that actually, even today, send money in response to these emails DareDevil

DesertRat -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/30/2005 8:38:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: daredevil865 The real crisis is that there are some fools that actually, even today, send money in response to these emails DareDevil You're so right. Sending money is stupid when all you have to do is give them your credit card number. Sheesh! Sending money...shakes head wonderingly Bob

LaMalinche -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/30/2005 8:44:03 PM)
But, DesertRat, I am right here in the US!!!! You could send me a lot less money. A much better value. And I do want to get in your pants! LaMalinche

girl4you2 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/30/2005 8:52:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesertRat You're so right. Sending money is stupid when all you have to do is give them your credit card number. Sheesh! Sending money...shakes head wonderingly Bob heck, i'll take credit cards, too. plus i'll make you killer desserts. what's in your pants will be apres dinner.

DesertRat -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/30/2005 8:53:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaMalinche But, DesertRat, I am right here in the US!!!! You could send me a lot less money. A much better value. And I do want to get in your pants! LaMalinche Hmmm....now there's a possibility. Have to determine your need, though. Were you cruelly abandoned in the US by your bastard scumbag fashion photographer Master and/or boyfriend, while preparing for a fashion lingerie shoot? If so, was the scumbag Master and/or boyfriend Nigerian? How much is this "getting into my pants" thing gonna cost me? Bob

DesertRat -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/30/2005 9:00:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: girl4you2 quote: ORIGINAL: DesertRat You're so right. Sending money is stupid when all you have to do is give them your credit card number. Sheesh! Sending money...shakes head wonderingly Bob heck, i'll take credit cards, too. plus i'll make you killer desserts. what's in your pants will be apres dinner. NOW we're talking! Credit card friendly....killer desserts...the apres dejeuner thing. But WAIT! Aren't we losing site of the humanitarian goals expressed in the OP? What about these hotties suffering the indignities of an uncertain fate in Lagos? How can we forget them? Should we send them some dessert too? Bob

girl4you2 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/30/2005 9:37:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesertRat quote: ORIGINAL: girl4you2 heck, i'll take credit cards, too. plus i'll make you killer desserts. what's in your pants will be apres dinner. NOW we're talking! Credit card friendly....killer desserts...the apres dejeuner thing. But WAIT! Aren't we losing site of the humanitarian goals expressed in the OP? What about these hotties suffering the indignities of an uncertain fate in Lagos? How can we forget them? Should we send them some dessert too? Bob now i'm making progress! i'll use my internet search skills for the good of abandoned hotties purposes and make sure to set up an underground railroad for them all to use to make it back to the u.s. if they want to come back, or course. maybe some are really just waiting for a change in dc. i'll bake them brownies with belgian chocolate chips inside. that will keep them happy on their sojourn.

LaMalinche -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/30/2005 10:26:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesertRat quote: ORIGINAL: LaMalinche But, DesertRat, I am right here in the US!!!! You could send me a lot less money. A much better value. And I do want to get in your pants! LaMalinche Hmmm....now there's a possibility. Have to determine your need, though. Were you cruelly abandoned in the US by your bastard scumbag fashion photographer Master and/or boyfriend, while preparing for a fashion lingerie shoot? If so, was the scumbag Master and/or boyfriend Nigerian? How much is this "getting into my pants" thing gonna cost me? Bob I was cruelly abandoned in Kansas by my boyfriend. I was preparing to finish my degree. No, he wasn't Nigerian, but this is a college town and I can go get one, and then let him abandon me. Hmmm. Cost? PM me and we can talk. [:)] Possible quiet cheap if I can figure out where in NM you are. Unfortunatly, I only modeled once, and that was for a painter. So maybe I don't qualify. sigh Details, always details. damn LaMalinche

jamesthehumanrug -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/31/2005 2:17:29 AM)
deserrrt rat happy new year and seasons greetings ya well; i dont wanna b.j. or anything but ...i think i should be in charge cause they are not only models maybe,but have money and want money and, i certainly talk that language, to those type people ;all my life...then we would'nt even need a fund, just get those transportation reciepts ,for our own private non-profit tax deductions ORGANIZATION ,and we skip the bank and ,ask for foward$, towards a huge safe-vault ,to walk in and out ,of; invest, in expansion companies (car washs of our own; write our own mortgages,to our hard workin selves....)and, perhaps,.... have our own s and m universtiy!!!!, then all we really need is: security!. cripes ,in s and m; where we come from ;that's free ,too!! we ,just have, to screen certain anxious volunteer applicants ,with their own jails, cuz ,then; i ain't playin'!.... are you sure they are abandoned models?? i found ,out ,from a rape-artist,that the 15 year olds they send ,as gifts ,or something ? ....ya' who they kiddin'.... are legal to take over here! ya you can be ,in charge of ,that group... i'm rite here ,ratsonian ;don't forget me.

krys -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/31/2005 4:11:39 AM)
Maybe these men that abandoned them were not scumbags. Maybe they were these poor Nigerian princes I keep hearing from who have all sorts of funds that are tied up due to the political problems in that nation. I am sure that once I have provided them with my bank account information and returned their funds to them, less my hefty commission, they will be rescuing these fair maidens.

daredevil865 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/31/2005 6:08:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaMalinche But, DesertRat, I am right here in the US!!!! You could send me a lot less money. A much better value. And I do want to get in your pants! LaMalinche This seems to be even a bigger issue then first thought by DesertRat...abondoned beautiful women everywhere...some even in the US..perhaps we need to a bigger response something like a "liveaid concert". DareDevil

DesertRat -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/31/2005 1:19:16 PM)
Excellent idea, DareDevil. A HottiesAid concert and the subsequent video sales would generate a lot of money and interest for this heartrending cause. We should also market a line of "I Support The Hotties" stickers and ribbons for people to put on their trucks and SUVs, since that seems to be how most Americans express their sociopolitical awareness nowadays. We could use part of the money we take in to buy TV time for some tearjerker ads, too. You know....something like: "Every 3 minutes another disillusioned lingerie model is left to fend for herself in the mean streets of Nigeria...or, as in the case of LaMalinche...Kansas....or even in southern California closeup of girl4you2 looking forlornly into the camera while bravely holding back tears." Of course, we'd have to use some of the money to fund expeditions to make sure there are no abandoned hotties in places like Hawaii or Paris or Amsterdam. I guess I'd be willing to face the hardships of such a mission. Bob

daredevil865 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/31/2005 3:31:35 PM)
Of course, we'd have to use some of the money to fund expeditions to make sure there are no abandoned hotties in places like Hawaii or Paris or Amsterdam. I guess I'd be willing to face the hardships of such a mission. Bob [/quote] It is nice to see that some people will go out of their way to help others...facing such hardships..you are a kind man... DareDevil

Quivver -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/31/2005 3:50:32 PM)
Hell with those stranded Models charity begins at HOME!! Send um Cookies and keep the Cash and the toone's with Us US girls who are less fortunate!!! Q

topcat -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/31/2005 4:02:33 PM)
quote: And I do want to get in your pants! M.Bob- you are going to need bigger pants... Stay warm, Lawrence

Petruchio -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (12/31/2005 5:33:03 PM)
quote: i'll make you killer desserts. what's in your pants will be apres dinner. quote: maybe some are really just waiting for a change in dc. (laughing) DAMN, girl4! Why do you have to be on the opposite coast!

WildSpirit2001 -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/1/2006 2:38:56 PM)
quote: Of course, we'd have to use some of the money to fund expeditions to make sure there are no abandoned hotties in places like Hawaii or Paris or Amsterdam. I guess I'd be willing to face the hardships of such a mission. Being the kind, loving, giving person that I am, I would be willing to volunteer to travel with you to these places to help round up said hotties. Paula

LaMalinche -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/1/2006 3:25:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: topcat quote: And I do want to get in your pants! M.Bob- you are going to need bigger pants... Stay warm, Lawrence Hey, What is that supposed to mean?????? I resent that. I am not that big!!!!!!!!! Topcat's a meanie! (I would say RAT BASTARD, but that would be impolite, and I am trying to avoid being moderated) LaMalinche --------------------------------------------------------- Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

topcat -> RE: An unreported (and tragic) crisis! (1/2/2006 5:59:48 AM)
quote: What is that supposed to mean?????? I resent that. I am not that big!!!!!!!!! Topcat's a meanie! (I would say RAT BASTARD, but that would be impolite, and I am trying to avoid being moderated) Midear La M.- I don't think you are big at all- but you are a girl-shaped girl, and Bob is a narrow ol bastard- I don't think you would both fit in his trousers... But it is a nice thing to picture... Stay warm, Lawrence

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