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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 5:59:11 AM

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You know you're old when you learn that the only cure for arthritis is death... and the cure doesn't sound that bad.

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 7:29:51 AM

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True story.....

You know you're old when you're playing charades with a room of 20-something's and you have a movie. You pantomime the standard sign for "movie", which is holding one fist up by your face and making a twirling motion beside it with the other fist, like the old-fashioned movie cameras.

And, you're met with blank stares. When you say "Movie!" out loud, they laugh and one of them says, "My movies look like this...." and she pantomimes holding a dvd, putting it in a drawer, pushing in the drawer and pushing a button.

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 7:31:23 AM

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The songs of your youth are on the Oldies station.

and you realize you been listening to the same music for 30 years now lol

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 7:57:26 AM

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You know you're old when they call your music choices "old school".

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 8:01:32 AM

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You know your old when you have enough medication to compete with a pharmacy

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 8:04:17 AM

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You THINK you are .

OR when you go around saying : "I'm too old to ..... " (wear long hair , skateboard , climb a mountain , eat cotton candy , etc. )

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 8:08:45 AM

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.......You are drooling over the hot new actress and realize that she could be your grand daughter

........ Your 22 year old daughter calls you a "dirty old man"

....... You can look across the bar and see your children ordering drinks, and giving thier number to the guy that baught the drinks for them....

(Sorry, my dad just came to mind. lol)

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 8:19:10 AM

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You know your old when you bewbage have a deal with gravity and they now blend in with your tummy or so low your nipples keep your belly button company

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 8:22:47 AM

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Damn Sage, You're TRYING to make me feel old aren't you?? lol

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 8:49:35 AM

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I didnt mean too, my problem is unless Im going out socially I hvae despenced using a bra a all, and with the monster the gravity is loving it

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 10:04:51 AM

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The songs of your youth are on the Oldies station.

Yes, dammit. Since when was it ok to call Nirvana oldies just because they disbanded?!?!?!

[On a more serious note, that's been true for me for years. Supertramp has been on the "oldies" stations up here for over a decade. Le sigh.]

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 10:06:29 AM

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You sound like Wynton Marsalis tuning up when you're in the bathroom.

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 10:08:15 AM

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You sound like Wynton Marsalis tuning up when you're in the bathroom.

Stop sneaking into my bathroom, dammit!

[The old lady might catch you.]

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 12:10:07 PM

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You know you're old when....

You remember the Beatles first arrival in America
You read the side of the cereal box to check the fiber content
Your Body makes more sounds getting up and laying down than you did when having sex
You remember not having sticker shock at the price of Bread, Milk and Gas and a cup of coffee out being .50 and an espresso a $1
You remember a night out meaning you saw the sun rise before finding the bed...sigh

The worst...
the Actors, Writers and Musicians you loved in your youth are dieing in droves.

Blink

When did I get old..dang it.

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 2:40:34 PM

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You know you're old when...You know you're old when...You know you're old when...You know you're old when...

Dammit, was was I going to post again?

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 2:52:46 PM

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You know when you are old when....
All those that you went to school with are already married with children, remarried with children.
Then you have a whole new set of friends that all end up getting married too
That you are still single
That bands that you used to listen too as a teenager are now played on the local Oldies radio station or are referred to as Classic rock.
That you find your self quoting the same thing your parents used to quote about their childhood, about your own, 'Life was so much easier and you could get away with a lot more as there were not that many rules and you could actually have fun'.
You say to yourself when your birthday comes around, 'Happy 26th B-day for the 17th time'.

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 4:12:38 PM

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you know you are old when you squat down and your knees sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies

Ya beat me to it, except that what mine sound like when I stand up and start walking!

(meniscus is overrated anyway)

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 4:54:25 PM

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You know you're old when you give your Master a long, slow, sloppy blowjob followed by rolling around on the floor - the rolling around is to try and get up because your knees are doing "snap crackle and pop", and your legs are numb!

<------------see that's me.

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 5:16:32 PM

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You sound like Wynton Marsalis tuning up when you're in the bathroom.

Sounds more like Chuck Mangione around here....But I always was a wind player!

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RE: You know your old when......... - 12/22/2008 5:17:58 PM

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You know you're hold when you dance and party the night away, but the next day you need a cane to walk!

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