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Christmas Parodies - 12/23/2008 7:35:43 AM

LumusandtheLady

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Ah, the holdiay season...time for stress and depression - and the cure is laughter! So, the parodies will begin forthwith. I'll try to pop in every once in a while and add to this - and hey, everyone else is welcome to add their own.

Christmas Song Parody [the First]
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Oh,
the leather-strap sides are tightening
and the taser-play is frightening
but we're tied up, no place to go
like-a-ho, like-a-ho, like-a-ho

It doesn't show signs of swelling
and a safeword's not for yelling
Now the tens is cranked up, yanno...
for-a-ho, for-a-ho, for-a-ho

With the bondage and spankings light,
We can try to fit in with the norm
But if we can just climax right
The puddle should be oh-so-warm...!

The hours are just "fly-by"-ing
And I'm tired, sore and smiling
'Cuz as long as you own me so

I'm yo-ho

I'm yo-hooooooo

I'M YO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

~ Mad Hatter

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RE: Christmas Parodies - 12/23/2008 7:37:58 AM

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In case you need inspiration, Lumus:

http://nifty.nisusnet.com/nifty/gay/authoritarian/carols-for-the-dominant-master/

ETA: Forgot to mention that I really like your parody! Can't wait to see more.

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RE: Christmas Parodies - 12/23/2008 7:41:40 AM

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Christmas Parodies? Is that a new kind of cookie? Care to share the recipe?

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RE: Christmas Parodies - 12/23/2008 7:44:43 AM

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Oh goody! Be back in a mo....

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RE: Christmas Parodies - 12/23/2008 7:54:11 AM

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*sits rather impatiently for Stella's outstanding contributions"

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RE: Christmas Parodies - 12/23/2008 8:20:11 AM

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Does anyone know the lyrics for Rudolph the 8 dicked reindeer?

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RE: Christmas Parodies - 12/23/2008 8:22:53 AM

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http://www.kraftmstr.com/christmas/humor/12days-h.html

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RE: Christmas Parodies - 12/23/2008 9:24:03 AM

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To the Tune of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
I wrote it Myself.... Just now.... offt the top of my head

Strap Down your little slave this night
Let get not get away
remember her tomorrow
To Unwrap Christmas day
Don’t let her eat the Mistletoe
I lost one once that way
O slaves they make wonderful toys
Wonderful Toys
O slaves they make wonderful Toys

Tied to A Cross, St Andrews Cross
This blessed slave was bound
Tied with loving care she was
could just barely reach the ground
And everytime she took a strike
there escaped a painful sound
O slaves they are fun to torture
fun to torture
O slaves they are fun to torture

Nipple clamps were placed with care
A kiss to show I care
For in a couple moments
I would rip them off of there
And how the girl I know will scream
And with them marks will bare
because bruises are pretty you see
pretty you see
O bruises are so pretty you see.

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RE: Christmas Parodies - 12/23/2008 10:30:29 AM

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I soooo Wish I was spending Christmas with you guys!!! Mine's going to be very vanilla... lol

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RE: Christmas Parodies - 12/23/2008 11:06:38 AM

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Are you hanging up your submissive on the wall?
It's the time that even sadists have a ball
Do you ride a red ended stiffie, in times of passion and in play?
Can you keep from being kinky for a day?
So here it is Merry Christmas here on Collarme we're having fun
The future is for perverts now, just be glad you're one

Are you waiting for the family to arrive?
Are you sure you know you can your equipment safely hide?
And when your Grannie turns and tells you that Sixties munches were the best
Will you be wiping up the beer you snorted off your breasts?
So here it is Merry Christmas here on Collarme we're having fun
The future is for perverts now, just be glad you're one

What will you do when Daddy sees Johnny playing with Mummy's strap-on?
A-ha

Are you hanging up your submissive from the wall?
Are you fastening her cuffs tight so she doesn't fall?
Is a present for your partner a flogger you have made?
With a dog collar because she's becoming your slave?
So here it is Merry Christmas here on Collarme we're having fun
The future is for perverts now, just be glad you're one
So here it is Merry Christmas here on Collarme we're having fun
The future is for perverts now, just be glad you're one
(repeat to fade)

original song by Slade

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RE: Christmas Parodies - 12/23/2008 2:37:02 PM

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An original parody: the little drummer boy

Cum mistress told me
Over and over again
A new flogger mistress lets her slave see.
thwap-a-wap-pap
Mistress newest flogger used on thee.
thwap-a-wap-pap
To stroke at mistress' slave tender skin.
thwap-a-wap-pap
thwap-a-wap-pap
thwap-a-wap-pap
How nice mistress' slave back reddens
thwap-a-wap-pap
To get mistress' slave to cum.

Unworthy little slave.
thwap-a-wap-pap
You're a master's slave too.
thwap-a-wap-pap
But not tonight, mistress' new flogger needs to broken in by you.
thwap-a-wap-pap
Mistress slave needs better please or slave does see what other toys mistress does bring.
thwap-a-wap-pap
thwap-a-wap-pap
thwap-a-wap-pap
Mistress does tire and move further down to strap.
thwap-a-wap-pap
On mistress; slave plump little bum.

With slave's reaction, mistress was pleased.
thwap-a-wap-pap
Each stroke of the new flogger by mistress' hand was well received.
thwap-a-wap-pap
Upon the plump slave's bum did mistress did the flogger make a redden stroke.
thwap-a-wap-pap
Mistress' strokes were firm and sure until tender skin was red.
thwap-a-wap-pap
thwap-a-wap-pap
thwap-a-wap-pap
Until mistress' slave became wet with pleasured spend.
thwap-a-wap-pap
Mistress' slave did finally cum.

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