RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on fetlife)

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Gwynvyd -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on fetlife) (12/28/2008 1:31:22 PM)
Incidentally.. Calling him "Booger Man" and noticing the look on his face, and correcting it with " Master Booger Man" is not endearing somehow. It was my pet name for my Dom the last time I bottomed full time. Needless to say I am not cut out to be a sub in mind, or spirit. Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks... But the acting submissive thing is so beyond me. Gwyn, Who hopes her girl will not see this list. She tries out enough shit as is. LOL

Daddysredhead -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on fetlife) (12/28/2008 5:09:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks... LOL... I used to say this back in high school. Who knew I had tendencies or what the hell it was called in those days? [8\|]

FourQ -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on fetlife) (12/30/2008 2:39:41 PM)
Brilliant. I loved those.

impishlilhellcat -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on fetlife) (12/30/2008 2:40:58 PM)
Those are hilarious and I have to say I've tried a few of those and even lived through the punishment :P

kuriouswitch -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on fetlife) (2/27/2009 12:09:18 AM)
rubbing Master's head when he gets out of the shower (he's bald) and going, "ohh shiny!" apparently isn't as cute as it sounded in my head.

WyldHrt -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on **) (2/27/2009 1:29:51 AM)
Not that I'm a brat or anything, but smacking a Dom on the ass while he is bent over looking for something in the fridge (target of opportunity, I swear) is apparently a bit bratty, given the reaction I got [:D] I know this is an old thread, but thanks for the laugh, DRH!!

CreativeDominant -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on **) (2/27/2009 7:18:41 AM)
Yanno...I read some of these and I can see variations on some of them that have been done to me. As Steel noted, some things that don't go over well: You know Sir...the hair that is left up here just isn't that much...shouldn't we just shave it and then wax the top? Singing/humming "It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhoon" when I've spent a half-hour telling you just how intense the scene tonight is going to be OR when I am doing what I think is a good mind-fuck. Muttering under your breath "somedazy, I'd like to see just how well Mr. Mean-Ass takes a cane across HI

sirsholly -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on fetlife) (2/27/2009 7:33:08 AM)
quote: I will not super glue the phone down. yanno CD...if i was the nurse in your office...this would be soooooo funny!!!!!!

sirsholly -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on **) (2/27/2009 7:35:03 AM)
quote: You know Sir...the hair that is left up here just isn't that much...shouldn't we just shave it and then wax the top? not sure why this bothers you. It is pretty obvious she did a good job [:)]

CreativeDominant -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on fetlife) (2/27/2009 7:51:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: I will not super glue the phone down. yanno CD...if i was the nurse in your office...this would be soooooo funny!!!!!! Oh yeah...a real har-de-har-har[8\|]

CreativeDominant -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on **) (2/27/2009 7:53:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: You know Sir...the hair that is left up here just isn't that much...shouldn't we just shave it and then wax the top? not sure why this bothers you. It is pretty obvious she did a good job [:)] ~adds to the list of things for submissives not to say while giving "the Look" to holly da smart-ass~ [:@][:@][:@][:@][:@]

sirsholly -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on **) (2/27/2009 10:16:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: You know Sir...the hair that is left up here just isn't that much...shouldn't we just shave it and then wax the top? not sure why this bothers you. It is pretty obvious she did a good job [:)] ~adds to the list of things for submissives not to say while giving "the Look" to holly da smart-ass :::::THUD:::::

youngsubgeoff -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on **) (2/27/2009 12:15:26 PM)
I will not tell Mistress her steak is really one of the wild kittens living on our back porch I will not sick the beagle on said kittens then tell Mistress "she got away from me" I will not sing "Beat on the Brat" while being punished by Mistress I also will not say a Hail Mary while being punished by Mistress I will not chase Mistress through the house with the snakebite saying "oh come on, it doesnt hurt that bad" I will not fall over the couch, practically breaking my leg and scaring her half to death trying to get away from said snakebite after she gets it back from me I will not wash Mistress' white blouse with her red bra I will not play Dutch Oven with Mistress I will not call Mistress a "blind old bat" I will not make fun of Mistress' southern accent I will not antagonize Mistress until the vein on her forehead is throbbing I will not belch, fart, scratch myself, or do anything else to embarass my Mistress while her friends are visiting I will not turn the lights off in the house and tell Mistress the sun has gone down I will not drive 60 in a 40 mph zone and tell Mistress "Im just keeping up with traffic" I will not eat Mistress' chocolate and blame it on doll. Mistress is NOT the one that needs a spanking I will not tickle Mistress until she has to safeword I will not color on the walls while serving corner time I will not hide Mistress' favorite paddle I will not pull the eyehooks out of the wall and tell Mistress "I thought it was in a stud" I will not tell Mistress I cleaned my car out then rush to clean it when Im getting ready to take her somewhere I will not throw rocks at the neighbors rat-dog I will not run the cart into someone at the store then point at Mistress and say it was her fault It is only through the grace of God and the fact that my Mistress has the patience of a saint that I am still alive

Lynnxz -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on **) (2/27/2009 12:17:01 PM)
Lmfao geoff

MoGa -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on **) (2/27/2009 12:25:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: youngsubgeoff I will not tell Mistress her steak is really one of the wild kittens living on our back porch I will not sick the beagle on said kittens then tell Mistress "she got away from me" I will not sing "Beat on the Brat" while being punished by Mistress I also will not say a Hail Mary while being punished by Mistress I will not chase Mistress through the house with the snakebite saying "oh come on, it doesnt hurt that bad" I will not fall over the couch, practically breaking my leg and scaring her half to death trying to get away from said snakebite after she gets it back from me I will not wash Mistress' white blouse with her red bra I will not play Dutch Oven with Mistress I will not call Mistress a "blind old bat" I will not make fun of Mistress' southern accent I will not antagonize Mistress until the vein on her forehead is throbbing I will not belch, fart, scratch myself, or do anything else to embarass my Mistress while her friends are visiting I will not turn the lights off in the house and tell Mistress the sun has gone down I will not drive 60 in a 40 mph zone and tell Mistress "Im just keeping up with traffic" I will not eat Mistress' chocolate and blame it on doll. Mistress is NOT the one that needs a spanking I will not tickle Mistress until she has to safeword I will not color on the walls while serving corner time I will not hide Mistress' favorite paddle I will not pull the eyehooks out of the wall and tell Mistress "I thought it was in a stud" I will not tell Mistress I cleaned my car out then rush to clean it when Im getting ready to take her somewhere I will not throw rocks at the neighbors rat-dog I will not run the cart into someone at the store then point at Mistress and say it was her fault It is only through the grace of God and the fact that my Mistress has the patience of a saint that I am still alive OMFG!! lmao!!! I thought the people here were just rude to blind people!! lol!! I love it and I love you! Edited to add: quote: It is only through the grace of God and the fact that my Mistress has the patience of a saint that I am still alive I earned every one of these gray hairs! Speaking of gray hair....Where IS the gray kitten? We haven't seen him since we had steak...hmmmm..?

doll -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on **) (2/27/2009 12:36:49 PM)
quote: I will not tell Mistress her steak is really one of the wild kittens living on our back porch I will not sick the beagle on said kittens then tell Mistress "she got away from me" I will not sing "Beat on the Brat" while being punished by Mistress I also will not say a Hail Mary while being punished by Mistress I will not chase Mistress through the house with the snakebite saying "oh come on, it doesnt hurt that bad" I will not fall over the couch, practically breaking my leg and scaring her half to death trying to get away from said snakebite after she gets it back from me I will not wash Mistress' white blouse with her red bra I will not play Dutch Oven with Mistress I will not call Mistress a "blind old bat" I will not make fun of Mistress' southern accent I will not antagonize Mistress until the vein on her forehead is throbbing I will not belch, fart, scratch myself, or do anything else to embarass my Mistress while her friends are visiting I will not turn the lights off in the house and tell Mistress the sun has gone down I will not drive 60 in a 40 mph zone and tell Mistress "Im just keeping up with traffic" I will not eat Mistress' chocolate and blame it on doll. Mistress is NOT the one that needs a spanking I will not tickle Mistress until she has to safeword I will not color on the walls while serving corner time I will not hide Mistress' favorite paddle I will not pull the eyehooks out of the wall and tell Mistress "I thought it was in a stud" I will not tell Mistress I cleaned my car out then rush to clean it when Im getting ready to take her somewhere I will not throw rocks at the neighbors rat-dog I will not run the cart into someone at the store then point at Mistress and say it was her fault It is only through the grace of God and the fact that my Mistress has the patience of a saint that I am still alive OMG Geoff...you forgot to mention I will not drink the last of the soda and blame it on doll. And it was not funny about the chocolate, she might have been craving that last bit of chocolate, the least you could do was share it with me damn. :::chocoholic here::: I will not sit here and laugh too loudly whenever Geoff gets into trouble. I will not let Goeff make everyone believe I am anything but a sweet angel. I will not make fun of Goeff's Ohio accent. I will never eat steak that Goeff cooks. I will hold Geoff to that no farting, belching or scratching statement.

doll -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on **) (2/27/2009 12:49:06 PM)
I will have to remember to write all of these "don'ts" down for future reference. Ya'll are too funny. I am pretty sarcastic, so probably a good thing that I am single lol

youngsubgeoff -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on **) (2/27/2009 12:59:01 PM)
Doll, sorry hon. Its just that its much more fun to watch you get in trouble than to actually get in trouble myself [:D] I will not feed Mistress' vibrator to the beagle I will not direct Mistress into the mens room then stand outside laughing about it

MoGa -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on **) (2/27/2009 1:09:40 PM)
quote: I will not direct Mistress into the mens room then stand outside laughing about it AHA! There were rumors..but I didn't believe the Sears ladies!!

youngsubgeoff -> RE: Brat's blackboard (from the Brat Club on **) (2/27/2009 1:11:03 PM)
but Mistress, it was doll's idea, not mine

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