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LordChainer -> The shortest BDSM Joke... (3/6/2004 7:48:17 PM)

The Masochist says: "Hit me!!!"
The Sadist, calmly, answers: "No"




Oldmansmisty -> RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... (4/26/2009 9:29:59 PM)

[sm=applause.gif] lol...makes me think of my feelings about spankings...definately NOT punishment....love em! [;)]




DragonNphoenix -> RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... (4/27/2009 12:00:06 AM)

I always heard it as the Sadist says "maybe"... As a masochist I think it suck worse not knowing. I can handle No... but maybe just is aweful.

Phe




GoodFeathers -> RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... (4/27/2009 7:17:38 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DragonNphoenix

I always heard it as the Sadist says "maybe"... As a masochist I think it suck worse not knowing. I can handle No... but maybe just is aweful.

Phe

Oh, I'm so with you there...nothing more uncomfortable than that ominous 'maybe' floating about the dungeon! Damned yummy sadists!




ChainGoddess -> RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... (4/27/2009 1:28:20 PM)

[:D][:D][:D]  Wonderful. 




kinkienesss -> RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... (4/27/2009 2:13:29 PM)

lol





sirsholly -> RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... (4/28/2009 6:43:21 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D]




NightTigress -> RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... (4/28/2009 10:32:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DragonNphoenix

I always heard it as the Sadist says "maybe"... As a masochist I think it suck worse not knowing. I can handle No... but maybe just is aweful.

Phe

That is almost all my Master does




Anewworldcallsme -> RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... (9/2/2009 12:19:51 AM)

I can handle the no and maybe part fine it is the "patience" word i have problems with.




VanIsleKnight -> RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... (9/2/2009 1:20:18 AM)

I've heard this before, and still love it.  It defines the relationship so well. ^_^




mydestiny2043 -> RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... (9/3/2009 7:11:31 AM)

[sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif][sm=applause.gif]




fuzzybear590 -> RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... (9/3/2009 3:48:58 PM)

And I wonder why perverts make lousy boxers....




PyrotheClown -> RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... (9/3/2009 4:58:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: fuzzybear590

And I wonder why perverts make lousy boxers....


????




GoddessImaginos -> RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... (9/3/2009 5:03:13 PM)

I have a joke! It may have been told before, and all of any sort of Gorean persuasion should please excuse a FW's silliness after a long day, but:

Q: how many Gorean slavegirls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: none. Gorean slavegirls don't screw in light bulbs; they screw in alcoves after paga serves.




SteelofUtah -> RE: The shortest BDSM Joke... (9/3/2009 8:19:16 PM)

Gorean Kajira do not Screw

They Fur.

........................

The Shortest BDSM Joke....

Thomas Delancy ----- That guy was like 5'1"




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