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Dead Fish - 12/30/2008 2:49:47 PM

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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

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RE: Dead Fish - 12/30/2008 3:39:34 PM

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oh my...

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RE: Dead Fish - 12/30/2008 4:13:10 PM

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and that your honor is when I hung him up on a post by his under-roos

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RE: Dead Fish - 12/30/2008 4:16:00 PM

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*snort*

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RE: Dead Fish - 12/31/2008 3:30:19 AM

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and that your honor is when I hung him up on a post by his under-roos

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Ya can't do that here. Kids have more rights than adults.

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RE: Dead Fish - 12/31/2008 5:17:48 AM

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Pretty much the same thing here, to the point here in Florida, a parent can be held responsible for acts their child performs such as ditching school regularly.

and the little bastiches know it.

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RE: Dead Fish - 12/31/2008 5:36:59 AM

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It's absurd isn't it?
I recall as a kid playing knocky-nine-doors. An elderly gentleman grabbed the back of my collar and frogmarched me back to my father, a miner, who gave me such a hiding I never played it again.

Bring back conscription - that'll soon knock some sense in to the youth of today.

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RE: Dead Fish - 1/1/2009 2:19:32 AM

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Hey, if your cat comes in my house and eats one of my fish out of my tank, that cat is going to need to be burried too if or when I get hold of it!
Besided losing an expensive fish, I am alergic to cats so I would also need to spend a couple hundred having my house cleaned of any of its hairs it sheds.
You people who cant control your cats get no sympathy from me!!!!!

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RE: Dead Fish - 1/1/2009 3:17:19 AM

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I'm allergic too mate - no rash (to speak of), they just stop me breathing. An ex girlfriend of mine forgot and had to resuscitate me in the middle of the night. She didn't forget again.

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