SirJohnMandevill
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I do some eccentric things. (Kinky, too, of course, or I wouldn't be here, now would I?  )
With too much time on my hands at work the other day, I started listing the goofy li'l things I do that are off-center enough to qualify as "eccentric." So, to begin 2009, herewith my list of minor eccentricities. Feel free to join me in baring your souls and listing yours. (Females also may bare their soles....).
-- I'm usually alone in the elevator when I reach my floor at work in the morning, so I "pipe myself aboard" by whistling like a bosun's whistle.
-- Also alone in the elevator, I do lines made famous by Senor Wences:"You like?" "IS VERRRRY GOOD!" (If you're too young to remember Senor Wences, look on YouTube.)
-- I'll enter a meeting and say in a loud voice, "Ladies and Gentlemen...Boys and Girls...and Children of All Ages...."
-- I say "dozo" to everyone (except non-Japanese Asians) instead of "please" or "go ahead. (I'm a long-time Nichiren Shoshu Buddhist)
-- I sometimes talk to my three Pomeranians in German, their "native language."
-- After rinsing out my coffee pot in the men's room sink, I splash a few drops of water on the wall over the nearest urinal to make the next user wonder what the hell happened
-- Staying in the men's room, I check over my shoulder at the urinal to make sure no one is going to stab me in the back
-- I use movie phrases a LOT in conversation, especially "It could be worse. It could be raining." (Young Frankenstein), "I have a bad feeling about this." (All six Star Wars movies) and "Not no body, not no how." (The Wizard of Oz).
And you? I suspect many of you out in CM-Land do some um, interesting things as well....
 Les (Purveyor of Fine Handcrafted Kink and Occasional Eccentricity)
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Iam an eroticist
I am a fully eroticized being
No more neuroses
I found my strip naked soul soup
With the deviant ingredient
---The B-52s
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"I'm not kinky, I'm ECCENTRIC!!!!" - 
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