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FourQ -> Gay John (1/5/2009 8:05:33 AM)
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Gay John goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, " John, I'm not going to beat around the bush. It's not pleasant."
Gay John is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?!"
Doc says, "Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched on hot sauce, 10 Habanero peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 Peanuts, ½ a box of Grape nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of Prune juice."
Gay John asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your arse is for."
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