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BlackPhx -> Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/9/2009 11:02:21 AM)
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE5063T920090107?feedType=nl&feedName=usoddlyenough and you would think he would be smart enough to use a condom... poenkitten

piratecommander -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/9/2009 11:17:03 AM)
Maybe he misunderstood the phrase "use a rubber" ? It seems he may have understood the single use concept though ? Pirate

elegantalexis -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/9/2009 1:39:47 PM)
Those poor dolls, having the "slam, bam, thank you, sheila" routine put on them. Besides, unless he is a convicted sex offender, the DNA means squat in tracking him down. Shahar

GimpinDenial -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/9/2009 4:11:04 PM)
I am just curious if it falls under a "Sex Crime" or not....... I can imagine what they would with the "Soiled Items" Sell em on ebay... Listed under "SALE: Only used Once!"

ChainGoddess -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/9/2009 5:17:33 PM)
[:D][:D] lmao. That is one of the funniest things I have seen in ages.

piratecommander -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/9/2009 5:55:52 PM)
The dolls were left open mouthed , with startled expressions on their faces ....................... just as they had before he unwraped them ! Pirate

MadAxeman -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/10/2009 12:45:37 AM)
At least he took them out first. In Australia, an alley is usually a third date venue.

jazana -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/10/2009 12:49:29 AM)
Nice MA Nice.

LadyTeazer -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/10/2009 1:22:23 AM)
"... It's a real concern that someone like that is out on the streets..." Oh?? Shouldn't it be way more of a concern that drug dealers and murderers are out on the streets? Or am I missing something here? Granted, this is a bit unusual. But why the concern over it? Who is he really harming? Yes, I know it is a crime to break into the shops, and could be considered "stealing" that he is using the dolls, but on the Crime-O-Meter of serious offenses, this one doesn't even register. Never mind this 'Tarzan' and his "Jungle Jane" fetish. Go after the real criminals. Lady Teazer -- proud and happy Owner of [saberwolf34] and still a WOW - Wonderful Older Woman

MadAxeman -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/10/2009 1:35:13 AM)
Not you Jaz, I would take you straight to McDonald's because you are classy.

Pinkpottiepants -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/11/2009 2:28:37 AM)
Clearly the Police concern appears to be a bit over the top. I'm not saying that the guy doesn't have a problem that he needs to take in hand. Wait a minute maybe he has a fear of taking his problem in hand and it's not a fetish for Jungle Jane at all, she just happened to be the closest to his point of entrance. This is an odd story for sure, but we shouldn't blow it up out of proportions, we'll leave that for the guy to do on his next break in.

AhuvahXimena -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/11/2009 5:05:44 AM)
It sort of brings ones own problems in prospective....damn we Aussies are a bunch of crazies.

KMsAngel -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/11/2009 5:08:27 AM)
hey! speak for yourself!

MadAxeman -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/12/2009 12:40:22 AM)
I always thought I was working class until I met an Australian. Now I'm upper class.

immoral -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/12/2009 1:18:09 AM)
well i have to say hes a gent! he goes down ( admittedly to blow her up) and he took her out!x3

sunshinemiss -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/12/2009 12:48:23 PM)
now shame on you people! Talking trash about those nice girls, those nice, quiet, well behaved wenches. I mean, hell, half of L.A. is plastic.

Huntertn -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/12/2009 6:14:23 PM)
HAR--HAR--HAR...BLOW THE DOLL DOWN..LOLOLOL

Vendaval -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/13/2009 1:58:39 AM)
I wonder who gets to identify him in the line up?

GreedyTop -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/13/2009 8:10:12 AM)
snort

MadAxeman -> RE: Police seek blow-up doll sex bandit (1/13/2009 8:10:27 AM)
Jackie Stallone

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