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NewlySingle329 -> The new supermarket (1/9/2009 9:27:06 PM)

A new supermarket opened in Ocala, FL. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
 
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
 
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
 
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
 
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.
 
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.




GimpinDenial -> RE: The new supermarket (1/9/2009 11:10:29 PM)

okay...
I admit..
I didn't see that coming....
lol (literally)
startled the neighbors (probably)




GreedyTop -> RE: The new supermarket (1/9/2009 11:29:28 PM)

LMAO!! Thats PRICELESS!!!!!!!




AMaster -> RE: The new supermarket (1/9/2009 11:37:52 PM)

Love it![:D][:D][:D]




BlackPhx -> RE: The new supermarket (1/10/2009 6:35:56 AM)

LOL [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]

Stay out of the Feminine Hygiene Aisle and Diaper Aisle as well

poenkitten ( a former Ocalan)




sirsholly -> RE: The new supermarket (1/10/2009 8:13:59 AM)

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]




SteelofUtah -> RE: The new supermarket (1/10/2009 9:16:52 AM)

I would be terrified to buy Many things in a place like that.

Just like there are something you just don't put scratch and sniff stickers on

Steel




redwoodgirl -> RE: The new supermarket (1/10/2009 9:56:55 AM)

ok, the thunder and rain thing happens here in CA in Safeway and it scares the crap outta me every time!




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