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subtee -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/14/2009 1:44:12 PM)
Little pussy hugs, is what they are. Quite affectionate. Hi Gwyn! [edit because I was too busy practicing hugs for spelling]

Gwynvyd -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/14/2009 2:02:26 PM)
chuckles too funny... I can see it now... "Hey honey can I get a hug... no not that kind.. a pussy hug." She is so gonna kill me. Gwyn

CalifChick -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/14/2009 2:10:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER I don't want to try to thread a needle with a milk bottle smile.. Perk! Milk bottle??? Cali

thornhappy -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/14/2009 3:55:53 PM)
Nah there, young missy, she bain't be talkin' 'bout bosoms!

GimpinDenial -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/14/2009 4:05:05 PM)
The difference between tight and loose I am only going to say this ONCE: "Hello?".....Hello?.....Hello?.....Hello .....Hello?.....Hello?.....Hello?.....Hello?..... enough said

Sundowner -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/14/2009 4:35:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd quote: ORIGINAL: Dnomyar ... As you age you don't really care. All most men wants is a chance to stick their dick in any pussy. ... That is so sad.. and true. ... Or maybe not so sad. Ray's first comment is true, his second is just tease. As you get older you appreciate more and more that it's not just the physical; personality matters rather more - and anyway if you're lucky you get the hang of giving (and receiving) pleasure whatever the structural variations. er ... so I'm told.

CalifChick -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/14/2009 4:53:19 PM)
Hey look, how cute! Sundowner is trying to get laid by appearing to be all sensitive and stuff! Cali (wonders if I'll be hearing from his lawyer, Mr. DickBrain...)

GimpinDenial -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/14/2009 4:59:42 PM)
One Two Three Four I declare a flame war!

Gwynvyd -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/14/2009 5:40:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Hey look, how cute! Sundowner is trying to get laid by appearing to be all sensitive and stuff! Cali (wonders if I'll be hearing from his lawyer, Mr. DickBrain...) chuckles You were clued onto that one too eh? SD we love ya... even with out the BS. gives ya a great big smooch Gwyn

Sundowner -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/15/2009 3:41:47 PM)
Huh - I dunno [:(] You pour your heart out, go to lie down after the emotional strain and 5 metaphorical minutes later you find deeply hurtful abuse! I mean really - how can we twuly sincere blokes maintain our twuth and weality when this is the sort of encouragement we get? It's no good - I'm off to end it all ..... (And there just isn't a smiley poignant enough to express my deep distress)

GimpinDenial -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/15/2009 3:50:10 PM)
SD, here are two that could convey how you feel....... [&o] [sm=shame.gif]

CalifChick -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/15/2009 3:56:39 PM)
I called him cute and he STILL complains! Sheesh! What's a girl gotta do? Offer up her bosoms for you to lay down your weary brow? Cali

Sundowner -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/15/2009 4:09:28 PM)
This seems a fine way of starting re-hab. Edited to enquire why you thought I wasn't just getting at Gwyn? (This might indeed have to go to Richard)

MasterLark -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/15/2009 4:31:50 PM)
female vaginal size? if she Kegels, then she fits. Too tight isn't right; too sloppy is moppy; but if she fits, then her vagina clits. And we click.

CalifChick -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/15/2009 4:37:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner Edited to enquire why you thought I wasn't just getting at Gwyn? (This might indeed have to go to Richard) Because she quoted me. And I'd figure I'd cover all my bases. And I was born Catholic, and some small vestiges of guilt still remain. And cuz I love ya lots and lots and lots, and I'll grab any excuse to offer up my soft, ample bewbage for your comfort. SweetSubblyCali

Emperor1956 -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/15/2009 4:45:26 PM)
quote: How about if you can make them hit the ceiling with an innocent little squeeze while they're still nestled inside after e-jay-ay-cee-yu-el-ay-tee-ai-o-en? --subtee That has less to do with powerful Kegel muscles, and more to do with hypersensitivity after "the big splooge". But speaking of Kegels....I'm thinking of listing on eBay an authentic "expelled at high velocity" ping pong ball from the fabled Vag of Honeysuckle Devine. Vaudeville show 1978. I was there. Playing short, and I caught it "on the fly". No glove, because I'm tough that way. After the show, Honeysuckle signed it, dated it and wrote "Honeysuckle loves your balls" with an appropriate little doodle underneath. Anyone interested in a bit of American erotic history? I wonder what its worth? E.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/15/2009 4:52:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: allthatjaz It seems that clit size according to what age of porn one watches, is something that comes in and out of fashion. Oh Gawwwwwwwwd! Now I have to worry about whether the size of my clit (something I have zero control over) is fashionable or not??? [sm=Groaner.gif] [sm=gaah.gif] Cali (hey, does this thing come in a de la Renta version???) This AND the "meat flaps"! [:-]

Gwynvyd -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/15/2009 4:53:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner Huh - I dunno [:(] You pour your heart out, go to lie down after the emotional strain and 5 metaphorical minutes later you find deeply hurtful abuse! I mean really - how can we twuly sincere blokes maintain our twuth and weality when this is the sort of encouragement we get? It's no good - I'm off to end it all ..... (And there just isn't a smiley poignant enough to express my deep distress) poor poor SD.. give you boobies first hugs Is that better now luv? Gwyn

CalifChick -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/15/2009 5:01:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Oh Gawwwwwwwwd! Now I have to worry about whether the size of my clit (something I have zero control over) is fashionable or not??? [sm=Groaner.gif] [sm=gaah.gif] Cali (hey, does this thing come in a de la Renta version???) This AND the "meat flaps"! [:-] I do NOT have floppy meat flaps! Dammit! And before anyone asks, here is that thread, and Leatherist first uses the term "floppy meat flaps" at the top of page 5, post number 81. Cali

Sundowner -> RE: Does female v size matter? (1/16/2009 4:36:58 AM)
Heaven. To. Gone. (in reply to CalifChick)

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