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KurtGranz -> What're the weirdest e-mails? (1/6/2006 2:27:52 PM)

I'm curious about what're the weirdest e-mails that people have gotten. Heh..

Mine is a tie between a tranny that told me, in detail, about how feminine he was and a 40 year old man that offered to pay to spank me.

Both made me laugh pretty hard, and I sent a message back explaining that I wasn't interested. I really think it's funny when things like that happen. I'm comfortable enough with who I am to find the humor in it.

So, what're the weirdest e-mails you people have gotten? Did they scare you? Or where you able to laugh about it too. =P



physcsdrk -> RE: What're the weirdest e-mails? (1/6/2006 2:33:11 PM)

Emails asking for my specific location in the city I live in are pretty odd. I usually write back "why?" They are especially odd bec. I have never talked to these people before, why would I tell them where I live.


I got an email that was a cut and paste that had like 45 different fantasies this guy had. They ALL involved him getting head.


On another site I got an email from a guy who was ONLY looking for people who wanted to give him head. His profile was super weird. It was just like, "hi, I'm a guy who likes head. If you give me head long enough I will have gooey sweet rewards for your mouth. Please email me so that you can give me head."

LMAO! I wrote these people back saying I wasn't interested.



miticantenslaved -> RE: What're the weirdest e-mails? (1/6/2006 3:01:48 PM)

this is mitis strangest passive/aggressive e-mail to date (name witheld for reasons of common decency)

HIM:
quote:

If you truly are seeking knowledge not just playing post it notes. Ask those questions which are within you. Remember Questions are the cobblestones upon which the road to knowledge is built have a good day... In truth, *wossname*


MY REPLY:

greetings to You *wossname*,

miti always seeks knowledge, but she also seeks interaction. miti made it quite clear that she has a profile to enable her to post and enjoy the boards.

in truth, there is no truth but an individuals perception of events...

~miti

AND FINALLY...HIS REPLY

quote:

salutation miti:
I intiated this and appreciate you taking the time to respond but I will now end it. Enjoy your posts.. Read and share such drival as your last sentence... poor girl trying to sound profound doesnt make it so... you can add this to your empty concepts as it also sounds profound ....... reality is all relative.........

*wossname*


ponders why i always get the P/A ones....and it misspelled drivel

*blinks innocently*

~miti



windchymes -> RE: What're the weirdest e-mails? (1/6/2006 3:56:48 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: physcsdrk



I got an email that was a cut and paste that had like 45 different fantasies this guy had. They ALL involved him getting head.


On another site I got an email from a guy who was ONLY looking for people who wanted to give him head. His profile was super weird. It was just like, "hi, I'm a guy who likes head. If you give me head long enough I will have gooey sweet rewards for your mouth. Please email me so that you can give me head."

LMAO! I wrote these people back saying I wasn't interested.


Call me rude and mannerless, but I'm afraid I'd have NO qualms ignoring those.

chymes



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