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Shit - 1/19/2009 9:38:42 AM

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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget  shit,
and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,  horse shit, and   chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the  shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle...
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are  times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrongshit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shitcreek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you  don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well !!!!!!   Shit Happens

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RE: Shit - 1/19/2009 10:01:08 AM

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Just a tertiary note on shinola, years ago I just had to find out just what the fuck shinola is, and I found it to be shoe polish.

I guess that means it is shit that people put on their shoes.

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RE: Shit - 1/19/2009 11:03:01 AM

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RE: Shit - 1/19/2009 11:16:05 AM

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LMAO!!!!

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RE: Shit - 1/19/2009 1:44:06 PM

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RE: Shit - 1/19/2009 2:35:25 PM

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Holy shit, Bear.

This thread is just chock full of shit.

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RE: Shit - 1/19/2009 5:15:01 PM

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Shit...I didn't know there was this much shit to know!

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RE: Shit - 1/20/2009 6:11:52 AM

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Now that's some good shit!

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RE: Shit - 1/22/2009 6:02:39 AM

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Mythbusters actually managed to shine shit on one of their shows. End With a Bang (Nov. 12, 2008) episode...

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RE: Shit - 1/22/2009 6:05:48 AM

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Dammit, I thought that was a link!

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RE: Shit - 1/22/2009 6:09:37 AM

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Found one JUST for you :)
http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/mythbusters-polishing-a-turd.html

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RE: Shit - 1/22/2009 6:23:42 AM

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Bookmark saved for when the Um's gone to bed.

Cheers guys.

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RE: Shit - 1/23/2009 12:41:49 PM

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shiny shit lol wow

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