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RE: Your best practical joke EVER!!! - 1/22/2009 9:07:42 AM

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i know...doctors tossing their cookies in trash cans...gross.

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RE: Your best practical joke EVER!!! - 1/22/2009 9:24:52 AM

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After all the training they go through and he tossed his cookies at THAT?

I have 2 that come to my mind and both were played on me. One, when I was a teen, a friend's brother placed a frog on the pillow next to me when we were camping out one night then woke me up. They say they could hear my screams all the way across the lake.....

Second one, I was at a beach and a friend offered to help me with my sunscreen. I told him that I already had put some on and I was fine. A little bit later, he put his hand on my back and I didn't think anything of it. Later, since I ended up getting a sunburn (I almost always do, the joys of being a fair-skinned redhead) there was this white hand print in the middle of my back. Yep, the friend had put his strongest sunblock on his hand then slapped it on my back. I had a handprint on my back for days after......

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RE: Your best practical joke EVER!!! - 1/22/2009 9:29:19 AM

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Plus, PLUS your biggest prank ever..........you married Lumus!!

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RE: Your best practical joke EVER!!! - 1/22/2009 9:45:17 AM

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When I was a kid, I noticed that Kool-Aid dyed my skin if we made it too strong and it splashed on my hand. I took note and stored that bit of info away. My family is very Irish, but my mom hated people who got dressed-up/made-up for St. Patrick's Day every year so I decided to play a prank on her. I unscrewed the shower head and filled it with as many packets of bright green Kool-Aid as I could fit knowing that she would be the next one to shower and that, as always, she showers with her eyes closed (don't know why to this day, it's just one of her quriks). After about 15 minutes she got out and we all heard her screaming from the bathroom. I got in the worst trouble I have ever been in, but she was a cool shade of green for a week! We still talk about the day that "she finally decided to get caught up in the Saint Paddy's Day spirit and it over-took her"!

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RE: Your best practical joke EVER!!! - 1/22/2009 9:49:22 AM

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These weren't necessarily done by me or on me, but I was present for each.

One gentleman where I used to work would bring a hard boiled egg, in it's shell, in his lunch every day. Well, you have probably already guessed that one day one of the other guys at the table had switched the hard boiled egg for a raw egg.

In junior high school we had a lady teacher that used a hearing aid. Occasionally, perhaps once a month, one of the kids would start things rolling by whispering an answer to a question asked by the teacher. The next student would answer a little quieter, etc. until we deciced she had her hearing aid turned up as much as it would go.....then we would start almost shouting the answers. It was fun watching her scramble with the switch on her hearing aid to get it turned back down.

I wasn't in this particular class, but one day a teacher left the room for a few minutes. A friend of mine and another student jumped up and took the hinge pins out of the door. When the teacher came back and came into the room the door completely fell off.

A common one on constructon sites, and one that I have participated in on more than one occasion is to place rocks in the tool belts and/or tool boxes of the other workers and see how long it takes for them to realize they are carrying extra weight. Often we would add just one or two smaller rocks per day so there wouldn't be a big change in weight all at once.

And last, while a teenager we lived across the road from an 80 acre plum orchard, and would often take some unsuspecting friend or realative into the middle of the orchard for a good snype hunt. I and/or an accomplice would hand the victem a gunney sack and have them crouch down in a ditch with the gunney sack open, and have them start quietly calling, "Here snype. Here snype." Then the ones of us in the know would tell the victim that we were going to circle around and start driving the snypes toward him and for him to be ready. Of course we just went back home and started timing the victime to see how long he would stay there.

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RE: Your best practical joke EVER!!! - 1/22/2009 9:57:02 AM

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i don't do many pranks. but when i was a teen, my cousin and i made her brother grilled cheese with the plastic wrap still on.

Another time i was getting even for a prank a friend played on me, so i went and put a huge glob of petrolium jelly under his car handles.

See why i don't do pranks?

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RE: Your best practical joke EVER!!! - 1/22/2009 11:31:32 AM

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When my oldest was very young she loved hard boiled eggs. So one April Fool's I blew out the shell, and later on handed her the egg to crack. The look on her face was priceless.

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RE: Your best practical joke EVER!!! - 1/22/2009 3:06:11 PM

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My son did this to his father for April Fool's when he was 8 or 9. His father would set up the coffee maker every night, so the coffee would be ready when he woke up. So, my son replaced the coffee with ground up oreo cookies (he ate the cream out of them all.)

When my ex spat out the weak, chocolate-y 'coffee' the next morning and dumped the cup- he saw - taped to the other side of the mug - a sign that said "April Fool!"

Sigh. I still have the mug with the sign!

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RE: Your best practical joke EVER!!! - 1/22/2009 3:45:05 PM

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When I was a kid, I noticed that Kool-Aid dyed my skin if we made it too strong and it splashed on my hand. I took note and stored that bit of info away. My family is very Irish, but my mom hated people who got dressed-up/made-up for St. Patrick's Day every year so I decided to play a prank on her. I unscrewed the shower head and filled it with as many packets of bright green Kool-Aid as I could fit knowing that she would be the next one to shower and that, as always, she showers with her eyes closed (don't know why to this day, it's just one of her quriks). After about 15 minutes she got out and we all heard her screaming from the bathroom. I got in the worst trouble I have ever been in, but she was a cool shade of green for a week! We still talk about the day that "she finally decided to get caught up in the Saint Paddy's Day spirit and it over-took her"!

priceless...i laughed out loud even.

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RE: Your best practical joke EVER!!! - 1/22/2009 3:54:12 PM

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Back in high school, it was mandatory reading, The Pigman. There was a character in there that was the 'Bathroom Bomber'. Now within the book it tells how to make something akin to a delayed blast firecracker which requires the hollowing of birthday candle and the fuse being inserted where part of the wick was removed, placing it behind a toilet in one of the stall and lighting the candle. What the book does not tell you, is how much noise a lady-finger makes when it goes off in an empty bathroom. I swear anyone even near that bathroom must have had one hell of a fright. Of course there is always the announcement over the PA system requesting that the guilty person or persons involved please come down to the office. Like that was ever going to happen.

Years later, I had forgotten that it was April Fool's and the city was laying down crushed stone on a walkway near where I was laboring and the woman next door had come out to ask what the city was doing. The owner of the house had a B-sized steam engine in his carport and I had told her that the city had been asked to lay down the base for the installation of railway ties and rails. She believed me and immediately went into her house to call the city to complain. Thankfully she enjoyed the prank because she was convinced that what I told her was true.

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RE: Your best practical joke EVER!!! - 1/22/2009 6:16:38 PM

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When I was a kid, I noticed that Kool-Aid dyed my skin if we made it too strong and it splashed on my hand. I took note and stored that bit of info away. My family is very Irish, but my mom hated people who got dressed-up/made-up for St. Patrick's Day every year so I decided to play a prank on her. I unscrewed the shower head and filled it with as many packets of bright green Kool-Aid as I could fit knowing that she would be the next one to shower and that, as always, she showers with her eyes closed (don't know why to this day, it's just one of her quriks). After about 15 minutes she got out and we all heard her screaming from the bathroom. I got in the worst trouble I have ever been in, but she was a cool shade of green for a week! We still talk about the day that "she finally decided to get caught up in the Saint Paddy's Day spirit and it over-took her"!

priceless...i laughed out loud even.

Thank you, I sure though I was smart about it ... until I forgot to hide the evidence or come up with a good cover story. Finding 6 empty Kool-Aid packets in my room and being the only kid tall enough to reach the shower head were things I hadn't taken into consideration beforehand.

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RE: Your best practical joke EVER!!! - 1/22/2009 10:31:47 PM

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RE: Your best practical joke EVER!!! - 1/22/2009 10:49:29 PM

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While moving or helping someone move,discretely fill a box with foam peanuts.

As you carry it walking toward someone,faint struggling with a super heavy box,like it`s almost to heavy.Then fake a trip and toss the feather weight box toward them.Add a grunt and an "oh shit" to the mix.

Works every time.

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RE: Your best practical joke EVER!!! - 1/23/2009 1:36:18 AM

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While moving or helping someone move,discretely fill a box with foam peanuts.
As you carry it walking toward someone,faint struggling with a super heavy box,like it`s almost to heavy.Then fake a trip and toss the feather weight box toward them.Add a grunt and an "oh shit" to the mix.
Works every time.

For some odd reason, that just made me laugh right out loud......meh, the cats'll get over it.....cleared the bed right off!

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RE: Your best practical joke EVER!!! - 1/23/2009 4:41:57 AM

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I had a girlfriend who wanted to go out to a fancy shmancy restaurant for her birthday. We were really young and from small towns, living in the big city. oooooooooo. Welllllllll, we went to a wonderful little neighborhood place (Rembrandt's in Philadelphia)... mmm hmmm... I had made a plate of meat, peas and carrots, and a baked potato - out of play doh before we went. I excused myself and pulled the waiter over, gave him the stuff and he put it on china... and drizzled cherry sauce around the edges of the plate... and served it with a a flourish and a "Happy Birthday!" Oh the look on her face! Such a dreary meal. She just stared at it and was soooooo dissappointed... it looked pitiful! She cut into it and brought it to her face, sniffed it and hollered "IT'S PLAY DOH!" All the other customers looked up and started looking at their own food... until I got up and explained the gag, thanked the waiter, and then the whole place erupted in Happy Birthdays and applause.

There may have been one or two others that I participated in, but I plead the fifth.

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