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FourQ -> Trouble in the air? (1/22/2009 6:38:15 AM)
HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES ON AN AEROPLANE If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you, follow these instructions: 1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case. 2. Remove your laptop. 3. Start up. 4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen. 5. Close your eyes. 6. Tilt your head up to the sky. 7. Move your lips as if praying. 8. Then hit this link

CallMePatches -> RE: Trouble in the air? (1/23/2009 12:09:27 PM)
ROFLMFAO!

rubberpet -> RE: Trouble in the air? (1/23/2009 12:13:48 PM)
Hell yeah!!!! Unfortunately, when you land, there will be a nice group of FBI agents wanting to meet you personally before you get off the plane. Still funny as hell, though! [:D]

jen182 -> RE: Trouble in the air? (1/23/2009 12:14:17 PM)
lol

FourQ -> RE: Trouble in the air? (1/23/2009 1:30:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet Unfortunately, when you land, there will be a nice group of FBI agents wanting to meet you personally before you get off the plane. Nah! Only if you flew to the States.

Phoenixpower -> RE: Trouble in the air? (1/23/2009 1:32:30 PM)
lol

Carnae7 -> RE: Trouble in the air? (1/23/2009 7:50:50 PM)
Tooo funny!

hardbodysub -> RE: Trouble in the air? (1/23/2009 7:54:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet Hell yeah!!!! Unfortunately, when you land, there will be a nice group of FBI agents wanting to meet you personally before you get off the plane. Still funny as hell, though! [:D] I don't think they'll wait until you land.

piratecommander -> RE: Trouble in the air? (1/23/2009 7:57:36 PM)
You MIGHT have posted this two days ago mate ........ Now I've got three weeks to wait before I can try it out ! Pirate

FourQ -> RE: Trouble in the air? (1/24/2009 3:05:31 AM)
Errr. I did post it two days ago mate.[;)] There's always next time? Edit: I'm glad you didn't see this in time. GT would kill me if owt had happened to you.

rubberpet -> RE: Trouble in the air? (1/24/2009 6:52:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hardbodysub quote: ORIGINAL: rubberpet Hell yeah!!!! Unfortunately, when you land, there will be a nice group of FBI agents wanting to meet you personally before you get off the plane. Still funny as hell, though! [:D] I don't think they'll wait until you land. LOL...you think they'll make a special trip up to 30,000 feet to pick ya up? I've heard the FBI does give you the star treatment in instances like this: They'll meet you on the plane with your very own entourage Give you a playful wrestling scene Give you a pair of neat silver bracelets You get to ride in the back of a car like a celebrity They want to take your picture over and over again They give you a private room so you won't be disturbed They are dying to interview you You get your own room with three free meals a day and really rigid workout sessions LOL!!!!

piratecommander -> RE: Trouble in the air? (1/24/2009 2:58:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FourQ Errr. I did post it two days ago mate.[;)] There's always next time? Edit: I'm glad you didn't see this in time. GT would kill me if owt had happened to you. So is GT , she'd have killed me too assuming she could have got to me ! Quote "Youre fucking right....I would have kicked his ass! " Pirate I wasn't intending to wear an orange jumpsuit to the wedding but they tell me that the exclusive ones are fast beconing a collectors item due to lack of availability anyway

FourQ -> RE: Trouble in the air? (1/24/2009 3:19:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: piratecommander Quote "You're fucking right....I would have kicked his ass! " Not to mention mine no doubt?! Hmmm. Can a sub do that? Probably, GT's not my sub.

piratecommander -> RE: Trouble in the air? (1/24/2009 4:20:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FourQ quote: ORIGINAL: piratecommander Quote "You're fucking right....I would have kicked his ass! " Not to mention mine no doubt?! Hmmm. Can a sub do that? Probably, GT's not my sub. No, you misunderstand ...... the quote IS in reference to YOUR ass. I'm staying out Re; can a sub do that ....... she might be my sub but how she deals with anyone else (we Pirates makes up the rules we needs)..... read between the lines mate Pirate

Steponme73 -> RE: Trouble in the air? (1/24/2009 4:24:28 PM)
Toooo funny

FourQ -> RE: Trouble in the air? (1/24/2009 5:40:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: piratecommander No, you misunderstand ...... the quote IS in reference to YOUR ass. I'm staying out Re; can a sub do that ....... she might be my sub but how she deals with anyone else (we Pirates makes up the rules we needs)..... read between the lines mate Pirate Ah... Not to worry. Glad to know my arse is to remain in one piece.... just how I like it.[;)]

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