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Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/22/2009 4:39:21 PM

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I went to go help someone clean house, and I was gone all night, and Daddy was worried when nobody had heard from me by 5 oclock, Since he figured work would of been done way before then, or I'd been kidnapped, or what kind of work was taking all night.

So he called and checks on me I assure him yes it's ok I am working, we get off the phone.

Later on he admits he was still worried, because he tends to be parinoid, ,and He was supicious of me being at "work" for so long because at home I get tired and stop working in just an hour.

I said fine how about if you worry so much we'll code phrase things, I will tell you tell Suzanne,* his sister in law* I love her, and if I say that then you KNOW shits gone wrong go for help, since I hate her and would never say I love her, There would that make you feel better.

He said well now I wouldn't go that far( choosing the sentance I did) But yes it would.

RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/22/2009 5:32:37 PM

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You get tired after working for an hour? Wow!

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/22/2009 5:38:43 PM

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Yeah, I do, working in here requires lots of bend stoop pick up walk some where else bend stoop pick up, since a lot of our stuff is everywhere all over the ground, Either that or constantly crawl around on knees, which is worse than bend stoop bend stoop. and I have a bad back and bending and stooping constantly stresses and agrivates the injury to my back and then I am in pain and I will admit, put me in pain and not the sexy kind and I am a big baby and will stop what I was doing.

That and I'm not very active, I sit at my computer all day, and I don't do much so any physical exertion typically tends to wear me out because I am so sedentary and un used to exertion.

We're working on me not being so sedentary, getting out seeing more of life, getting more exercise, ect ect

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You get tired after working for an hour? Wow!

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/22/2009 6:21:29 PM

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Ok.

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/22/2009 7:55:18 PM

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I really suggest NEVER having offspring.

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/22/2009 8:14:21 PM

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/22/2009 8:16:02 PM

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Bless Your heart YHMA.

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/22/2009 8:26:20 PM

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Aylee, or having a permenant maid on retainer and the money to pay her* laughing softly**

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/22/2009 8:28:22 PM

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You would need more than just a maid.

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/22/2009 8:44:50 PM

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/22/2009 8:58:55 PM

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:-x

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/22/2009 9:00:15 PM

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/22/2009 9:02:44 PM

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Hehehe no, I'd just let Daddy do all the chasing around and the high energy stuff and the heavy lifting, and do all the spoiling instead lol.

Not really though that was a joke, I wouldn't leave him to do it all we'd share. Hopefully honestly, by time I have kids I'd be in good shape though, and DID have the energy to run after them.

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/22/2009 9:11:00 PM

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LOL, is this the new way of wanting to say something potentially rude but avoiding out right being snarky by the use of icons that say I agree I agree tonight?

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/22/2009 9:14:09 PM

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i was just seconding... er, thirding?, heh... whatever sentiment Sage and Kalista had, hun.

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/23/2009 7:15:38 AM

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Hopefully honestly, by time I have kids I'd be in good shape though, and DID have the energy to run after them.

Will Social Security cover them?

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/23/2009 7:23:06 AM

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Vp, sure you get loads and loads of money for the kids the more you pop out the more you get* being sarcastic*

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Hopefully honestly, by time I have kids I'd be in good shape though, and DID have the energy to run after them.

Will Social Security cover them?

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/23/2009 7:23:18 AM

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, and do all the spoiling instead lol.

How about I let it out with the (probably snarky but brutally honest) truth that many of us who have spawn are thinking?

There speaks the voice of someone who doesn't have spawn - and has No Clue....

You don't do the spoiling of your own unless you're either seriously stupid, or such a serious masochist that it's beyond description. You leave that to someone else, like grandparents, and then it's Your job as mommy to Break the spoiling so that other people don't detest, despise, and loath your spawn......

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/23/2009 7:24:24 AM

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dreamofthemoon, I was pretty sure Kalista was being snarky,but I could be wrong, I have seen snarky ness before where there was none lol.

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i was just seconding... er, thirding?, heh... whatever sentiment Sage and Kalista had, hun.

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RE: Incident yesterday I found kind of amusing. - 1/23/2009 7:28:35 AM

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Jeeze guys, she didn't say she was going to start popping out little crotchfruits left and right. What's with all the "I'm SUCH an amazing fricking mother" attitudes?

I will agree with the spoiling comments. As the oldest of the cousins, it's my job to give the younger ones loud, obnoxious, and potentially dangerous toys and lots of sugar.... and then send them home to their parents.

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