beargonewild
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman
and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just
ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special
day for me. I am celebrating.' '
This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,'
said the woman.'
'What a coincidence!' said the farmer. As they clinked
glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and
today my gynecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer
and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying
fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens
become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!
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