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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:03:03 PM   
domiguy


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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

maybe he was one of the Bush pardons.......


Perhaps a Bush pardon...More likely one of Obamas cabinet posts.  Ever since I got busy with Michelle (several years back...During one of her crack infused rages) I have pretty much had my own way around this town.  The powers that be would not want it to be widely known that Michelle has embraced the domidong....It's good to be the King.  She does have a rather nice chococolada. Tis finally nice to see some ass in da House.

Anywhoooooo,  need to work on a new sig....Perhaps, "Jesus please protect me from your followers unless they put out?" Nothing like fucking a devout christian woman...The vile things that emerge from their mouffffs!!!!  Have to shower with lava soap and scrape my body with steel wool to attempt to remove their overall dirtyness.

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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:03:09 PM   
maybemaybenot


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Status: offline 		Wlcome back, DG. I have missed your posts. You always make me laugh !

And your post here re assures me that your brieg respite has not changed you in the least.


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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:05:01 PM   
playfulotter


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Status: offline 		This is neat news..I always enjoyed reading his postings!  but once again I am not sure who he has as his photo here on collarchat...is that biggie smalls...I am clueless!

< Message edited by playfulotter -- 1/26/2009 4:07:04 PM >

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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:10:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: domiguy

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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

Let the Vulgarity commence.....


Gash. Slit. Nipples. Assholes. Cunts and let us not forget about those pesky anal drippings. Oooooooh Cum shots.... Fuckitty, fuckitty fuck and fuck! 

It's nice to be back.   There has been a reprieve in the harsh winter weather of Chicago.... Time to kick back and bask once again on the friendly shores of CM...tis nice to be back.


Tits nice to have you back too!! I have been low on my quota of grossed outedness.

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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:13:19 PM   
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(who already sent her "special" photo... have the rest of you girls?)


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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:14:58 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick
(who already sent her "special" photo... have the rest of you girls?)



Ha...he used to have a link to my nudes. He's out of luck if he lost it.


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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:16:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

LOVE the pic....just saw the movie....lotsa chocolate nips...i highly recommend it to you!


Love those choclate nips...Now with the big "O"  firmly entrenched I have heard that there is talk about replacing the Bald eagle as the symbol of our nation with the beautiful bounty that is the chocolate nipple....Who wouldn't gladly serve,  fight and die to protect a brown nip?  I know I would.

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ORIGINAL:Aileen

He's back!!!!!!
Let's get this party started!


Would be nice to start off this shabang with a plethora of gash shots being forwarded off in my direction...subtee should lead the way.

"AWAITING APPROVAL"




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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:20:15 PM   
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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:23:37 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aileen1968


quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick
(who already sent her "special" photo... have the rest of you girls?)



Ha...he used to have a link to my nudes. He's out of luck if he lost it.



Just one look at those knees and I couldn't eat for a week.  Have you considered knee replacement surgery? 

Aside from the fact that you look like a gymnast gone horribly awry....( I'll be Béla Károlyi  and you be some little stocky gymnast)  ...Am I already in violation of TOS?  Get on the balance beam you whore!

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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:23:38 PM   
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Let the fun begin!

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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:24:00 PM   
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Ahhh... home in Random Stupidity.


Well, it's the coolest part of the site, after all.

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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:24:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		He perved me!  I feel semi-special!  Sadly, I have no gash pics of my own to share, my rule is if you want those pics, you take em yourself!  So, maybe on my next trip his way...

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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:27:06 PM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		I'll take some in Florida in two weeks, Hib.  I want them for myself, yes, that's it, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.


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(domi... two weeks... anything special you want to see?)


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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:30:12 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		DOMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *tacklehug*  I'VE MISSED YOU!!!!

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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:33:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I'll take some in Florida in two weeks, Hib.  I want them for myself, yes, that's it, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.


Cali
(domi... two weeks... anything special you want to see?)



Remind me to make an appointment for that brazilian!

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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:33:46 PM   
sunshinemiss


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ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19


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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

*checks email* 
No....no email from the Man himself notifying me of this event.....i must be slipping
*sorts through tit and gash pics in preparation*



imagine that. I didnt get one either.


Shockingly, I too did not get the request... What is wrong with the mail system these days?


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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:42:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		My request for gash has always been an open door policy.....All are welcome to participate.  Whether it be some Islamic lady lips in Pakistan or the arid and dry hole of Ethiopa. All is welcome under my roof.





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Your huddled gashes yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of you teeming whores.

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed slits to me

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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:48:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		Welcome back sweetness!  Can't say I'm loving the new pic though. 

Now if we can just find Ron, all will be right in the world.

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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:49:45 PM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		all is right with the world.. Domi is back *happy sigh*

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RE: OMFG - 1/26/2009 4:49:57 PM   
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