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You go girl..... SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT! - 1/11/2006 9:45:28 AM

DameDarkness

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You go girl..... SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT!

One Nation, "Under God".

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom.

The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.

The teacher asked a little boy: "Tommy do you see the tree outside?"
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
TOMMY: No .
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because He isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some
questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:

"Tommy,do you see the tree outside?"
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one!
(You Go Girl!)

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RE: You go girl..... SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT! - 1/11/2006 9:51:33 AM

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I agree that teacher would have been brainless. Why would she want to talk about god at all in the classroom? Pretty dumb thing to do, and it just encourages the christians to highjack the classroom time for discussions of nonessential religious stuff. Luckily I went to school back in a time when education was the priority and the schools didn't have to worry about religious bullshit.

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RE: You go girl..... SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT! - 1/11/2006 10:08:03 AM

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I agree that teacher would have been brainless. Why would she want to talk about god at all in the classroom?

Classic straw man arguement. They just put words in their opponent's mouths that weren't ever spoken and claim a victory.

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RE: You go girl..... SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT! - 1/11/2006 10:39:12 AM

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quote:

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I agree that teacher would have been brainless. Why would she want to talk about god at all in the classroom?

Classic straw man arguement. They just put words in their opponent's mouths that weren't ever spoken and claim a victory.

Yes, I did understand that the situation was a fictional dramatization. Just a bit of rhetoric disguised as homespun "wisdom".

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RE: You go girl..... SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT! - 1/11/2006 12:02:55 PM

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Well, it is suposed to be humor; it would have been funnier if it made sense though. Theory of evolution doesn't equate to theory of the nonexistance of god.

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RE: You go girl..... SOMEBODY'S RAISING THEIR KID RIGHT! - 1/11/2006 12:10:02 PM

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