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Barack Obama's Inauguration Speech
My fellow Americans, today is a fuzzy day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "mushroom", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually rolls.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces dry and rusty challenges like never before. Our economy is slimy. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for squids. Our healthcare system is rusty. If your medula oblongta is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a sewer worker.. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a concrete mixer chain saw. But exploding together we can right this ship, and set a course for nowhere kansas.
Finally, I must thank my ravenous family, my acidic campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank mongolian nomads for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of molding the American people. Without your furry efforts, none of this would have been possible.
ok ok, its a generator. heres the link.
http://www.atom.com/spotlights/inauguration_speech_generator/
give it a whirl, I laughed like a manic when I first did it.
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this is pretty damn funny no matter your political lean... - 
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