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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/4/2009 9:28:35 AM   
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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/4/2009 9:32:24 AM   
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*Lines up to whack Cali*

I don't really care what the nametags look like.  I just want an excuse to whack someone.

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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/4/2009 4:09:55 PM   
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Okay, this is SOOOOO not like me.

I have a design finalized for the nametags.  Only problem is, the artwork is low quality.  My friend that manages a Kinko's store (yeah, the irony... LOL!) is out sick until tomorrow.  He doesn't want me to go in there when he is not there, because they will charge me a fortune.  So he wants me to come in tomorrow, the DAY BEFORE I GET ON A PLANE, to put the artwork together and print the design on the nametags.

So, if he is too sick to work tomorrow, I am screwed, and not in that good slutty way that I like.  If that's the case, there will be names on nametags, there just won't be a pretty design in keeping with the theme.  So shoot me.  Or spank me for failing my mission.  Yeah, yeah, that's it, I deserve a nice, long, spanking.  One I won't soon forget.


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You know what they say over on THIS side of the Mississippi don't you?

GOOD girls get spankings
bad girls get ignored.


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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/4/2009 4:32:09 PM   
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Shup.


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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/5/2009 3:12:25 PM   
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So I get up this morning, head out the door, armed with my artwork, my nametag supplies, the jump drive with the files on it, drop the kids off at school and daycare, and head to Kinko's (about 2 blocks from my house).  I walk in and ask the guy at the counter, "Is Frank here?"

"No, Frank is sick, he won't be back until next week."

SUMBITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!  I knew knew KNEW this would happen!  And he told me not to bother with anyone else because they would charge me up the wazoo.  So I leave there, head to some craft stores and whatnot, trying to figure out what I'm going to do.  Am I going to find some cool FlyingMonkeyPirate sticker things for the nametags?  Is it going to look like a birthday party for a 3 yr old?  Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing "speaks" to me at the craft store, I run a couple of errands, and decide it's time for a pedicure and a manicure.  So I'm sitting there in the massaging chair, with my tootsies in warm bubbly water, and my phone rings.  It's Frank.  He says, "I called (mutual friend) to see if you got your nametags worked out, and she told me you came by here.  The guy at the desk was wrong, I walked in about 5 minutes after you left, but nobody told me you asked for me."

YAY!!!!!!!!  So when I was done there, I went to Kinko's, Frank played with my artwork until we were happy with the result (gawd it's been ages since I used Photoshop), he printed out a master for me, and had one of the girls print the nametags. 

YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!  Mission accomplished!  Where's my GoodGirlSpanking????

Oh, by the way, to tell the kinksters from the nilla's, just remember that hard limits are RED.  If there's red crossbones on the nametag, it's a nilla person. 


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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/5/2009 3:17:46 PM   
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Cali.. have I mentioned lately that I love you and you RAWK??

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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/5/2009 3:19:23 PM   
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You can tell me as you're rawking my ass......


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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/5/2009 4:19:05 PM   
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So what colour skulls do the rest of us get?

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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/5/2009 4:20:38 PM   
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White.  Unless you would like a black and blue one.  I didn't think you swung that way, though.


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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/5/2009 4:31:44 PM   
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heh. 

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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/5/2009 5:32:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Not a problem.......just head down to the beach......~drool~


That is close to the Naval Training Center.   definitely drool worthy


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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/5/2009 7:19:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Orlando Beach


HaHaHa!!!

              

Good one Greedy!  

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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/5/2009 7:21:02 PM   
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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/5/2009 7:31:47 PM   
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Oh Cali, What a story, *whew* I was on the edge of my seat the whole time, hehe     
Seriously, so glad it all worked out!!!  


quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

So I get up this morning, head out the door, armed with my artwork, my nametag supplies, the jump drive with the files on it, drop the kids off at school and daycare, and head to Kinko's (about 2 blocks from my house).  I walk in and ask the guy at the counter, "Is Frank here?"

"No, Frank is sick, he won't be back until next week."

SUMBITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!  I knew knew KNEW this would happen!  And he told me not to bother with anyone else because they would charge me up the wazoo.  So I leave there, head to some craft stores and whatnot, trying to figure out what I'm going to do.  Am I going to find some cool FlyingMonkeyPirate sticker things for the nametags?  Is it going to look like a birthday party for a 3 yr old?  Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nothing "speaks" to me at the craft store, I run a couple of errands, and decide it's time for a pedicure and a manicure.  So I'm sitting there in the massaging chair, with my tootsies in warm bubbly water, and my phone rings.  It's Frank.  He says, "I called (mutual friend) to see if you got your nametags worked out, and she told me you came by here.  The guy at the desk was wrong, I walked in about 5 minutes after you left, but nobody told me you asked for me."

YAY!!!!!!!!  So when I was done there, I went to Kinko's, Frank played with my artwork until we were happy with the result (gawd it's been ages since I used Photoshop), he printed out a master for me, and had one of the girls print the nametags. 

YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!  Mission accomplished!  Where's my GoodGirlSpanking????

Oh, by the way, to tell the kinksters from the nilla's, just remember that hard limits are RED.  If there's red crossbones on the nametag, it's a nilla person. 


Cali



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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/5/2009 9:28:56 PM   
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Cali ... <Hugs> Just because.
 
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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/6/2009 7:50:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Oh, by the way, to tell the kinksters from the nilla's, just remember that hard limits are RED. 


What the hell?  I'm a hard limit?  I've been ousted by the whole bunch.  I'm so gonna cry... 

*hehehe*  


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RE: Wedding Nametags - 2/6/2009 7:57:30 AM   
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Cali, you do indeed...ROCK.

It's now 10:55 am. Packing up, picking up My little girl and off we go!

See you folks in a few hours!

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