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words to my slave - 1/16/2006 5:06:31 PM   
vikingoo2005


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Status: offline 		My mother lenguage is Spanish, i want to know the most exciting, dirty, humilliating and hornie words to tell him in English.
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RE: words to my slave - 1/16/2006 6:48:30 PM   
slvhunter


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RE: words to my slave - 1/16/2006 7:00:30 PM   
amayos


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RE: words to my slave - 1/16/2006 7:48:38 PM   
DelRey


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want him to piss his pants ? wisper this in his ear.


Marriage



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RE: words to my slave - 1/16/2006 7:57:21 PM   
amayos


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ORIGINAL: DelRey



want him to piss his pants ? wisper this in his ear.


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LOL. Now that's cruel.

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RE: words to my slave - 1/17/2006 7:15:45 AM   
LuckyAlbatross


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Not universally appealling, but pretty good.

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RE: words to my slave - 1/17/2006 8:58:58 AM   
BeingChewsie


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want him to piss his pants ? wisper this in his ear.


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...oh ya that is by far the most vile, dirty, humiliating(for me) word I could ever say to my owner.

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RE: words to my slave - 1/17/2006 9:23:34 PM   
Slaveless1


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ORIGINAL: amayos

Me so horni, me luv you looooong time.



I think that is more oriental than spanish............wait..you for got..."for one dolla"

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RE: words to my slave - 1/19/2006 9:47:45 PM   
LaMalinche


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ORIGINAL: vikingoo2005

My mother lenguage is Spanish, i want to know the most exciting, dirty, humilliating and hornie words to tell him in English.



I unclog my nose in your direction, sons of a window dresser. So, you think you could outclever us french folks with your silly, knees-bent, running-about, advancing behavior? I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy-leather, second-hand, electric donkey bottom biters.

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Ecky-ecky-ecky-ptang-zoo-boing

LaMalinche

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I have denied my eyes, both inner and outer. I am not a child, or virgin, or modest wife, fearing to offend. No one owns my eyes now but me. If I have not the stomach by now to look upon any sight in the world, good or evil, beautiful or vile, when shall I? It is far too late for innocence. My only hope is the much more painful consolation of wisdom. Which can grow out of knowledge alone. Give me my true eyes. I want to see. I have to know.
-LMB

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RE: words to my slave - 1/20/2006 5:11:39 AM   
servingwench80


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Status: offline 		Okay, I don't normally post replies when I don't have anything to say, but that just started my morning off with a great laugh. Thanks.

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RE: words to my slave - 1/20/2006 6:13:48 AM   
TeachByRod


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Status: offline 		Im sorry but I think you people are being crewl , unfair and not taking this post seriously ...Lets be more welcoming, to others of a different tongue and share openly our experiences ..

i want to know the most exciting, dirty, humilliating and hornie words to tell him in English.

In answer to this i have to say the most horried , dirty . humiliating words said to me of late are " Well thats the end of the Holidays , back to work on Monday." I still shiver and feel ill at the tought of them .

The most exciting and Hornie words followed shortly after the above " Are well one last time for a quicky before Bed " and i smile even now.. How i love MahJongg...


I hope i have aided and enlighted our spanish cousins suiteably well

Peace be on you

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RE: words to my slave - 1/20/2006 6:23:35 AM   
fastlane


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That's what I was told as a child, but I know my parents thought that I was special, because they reminded me every day that I was adopted!

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RE: words to my slave - 1/20/2006 8:04:36 AM   
LaMalinche


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quote:

ORIGINAL: TeachByRod

Im sorry but I think you people are being crewl , unfair and not taking this post seriously ...Lets be more welcoming, to others of a different tongue and share openly our experiences ..

i want to know the most exciting, dirty, humilliating and hornie words to tell him in English.

In answer to this i have to say the most horried , dirty . humiliating words said to me of late are " Well thats the end of the Holidays , back to work on Monday." I still shiver and feel ill at the tought of them .

The most exciting and Hornie words followed shortly after the above " Are well one last time for a quicky before Bed " and i smile even now.. How i love MahJongg...


I hope i have aided and enlighted our spanish cousins suiteably well

Peace be on you


I want to perform an unnatural act

'Sex' and 'obscenity' are not synonymous.

It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.

We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!

Soft hair and a velvet tongue
I wanna give you what you give to me
And every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me.
Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground

Life for Love. Love For Sex. Sex For You. And You For Me.

And what does that make me? Saint Francesca, patron saint of horny teenagers?

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair.

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

What am I? Grandma with the birthday present. Suck it ya dumb bitch!


LaMalinche

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RE: words to my slave - 1/20/2006 10:45:43 AM   
BlkTallFullfig


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quote:

Me so horni, me luv you looooong time.
You people are crazy! I love it....
Amayos you're going to make 2LiveCrew sound like a BDSM poem.
I got a great laugh from this thread. M

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RE: words to my slave - 1/20/2006 11:41:56 AM   
FloridaJules


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Status: offline 		OMG...lol...you guys crack me up! Best laugh of my day so far! Thaaaaank you!

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RE: words to my slave - 1/20/2006 12:38:11 PM   
TeachByRod


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LaMalinche


quote:

ORIGINAL: TeachByRod

Im sorry but I think you people are being crewl , unfair and not taking this post seriously ...Lets be more welcoming, to others of a different tongue and share openly our experiences ..

i want to know the most exciting, dirty, humilliating and hornie words to tell him in English.

In answer to this i have to say the most horried , dirty . humiliating words said to me of late are " Well thats the end of the Holidays , back to work on Monday." I still shiver and feel ill at the tought of them .

The most exciting and Hornie words followed shortly after the above " Are well one last time for a quicky before Bed " and i smile even now.. How i love MahJongg...


I hope i have aided and enlighted our spanish cousins suiteably well

Peace be on you


I want to perform an unnatural act

'Sex' and 'obscenity' are not synonymous.

It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.

We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!

Soft hair and a velvet tongue
I wanna give you what you give to me
And every breath that is in your lungs is a tiny little gift to me.
Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground

Life for Love. Love For Sex. Sex For You. And You For Me.

And what does that make me? Saint Francesca, patron saint of horny teenagers?

Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.

You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair.

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.

What am I? Grandma with the birthday present. Suck it ya dumb bitch!


LaMalinche

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I do wish you would come off the fence and say what you mean?



Nurse he's out of bad again !


It's Medication Time





< Message edited by TeachByRod -- 1/20/2006 12:53:40 PM >

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RE: words to my slave - 1/20/2006 12:52:32 PM   
LaMalinche


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ORIGINAL: TeachByRod



I do wish you would come off the fence and say what you mean?



Nurse...........Nurse he's out of bed again !


It's Medication Time ................................................







Ummmm. . . okay, I will come out and say it. . .

"Do I make you horny?"

Did any of that make you horny, hot and bothered, was it dirty?

LaMalinche

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"I consider sex a misdemeanor; the more I miss, de meaner I get." - Mae West


< Message edited by LaMalinche -- 1/20/2006 12:53:52 PM >

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RE: words to my slave - 1/20/2006 11:57:36 PM   
Marquisd


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DelRey



want him to piss his pants ? wisper this in his ear.


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hmm...................

how about...................."My mother is moving in with us tomorrow"

or

"have you ever thought about having 10 children in our house"


cheers

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RE: words to my slave - 1/21/2006 10:26:19 AM   
desoutter


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personally I enjoy the phrase - "you got me hotter than georgia asphalt!"

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RE: words to my slave - 1/21/2006 4:39:31 PM   
Petruchio


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quote:

want him to piss his pants ? wisper this in his ear.
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(laughing)

quote:

i want to know the most exciting, dirty, humilliating and hornie words to tell him in English.


Call him a Congressman. That's pretty insulting.

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