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2 Salesmen & the Farmer's Daughter - 2/12/2009 11:02:04 PM

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These 2 Salesmen were walking down a dark lonely road during a storm, because their car broke down. They seen lights on in a country farmhouse, and knocked on the door. A farmer came to the door and told them, they could stay the night, but not to mess with his daughter, or they would face the consequences.

Well the next morning, the farmer caught them with his Daughter, and grabbed his Shotgun. Holding the Shotgun on them, he told them to go out in his field, and return with 10 of their favorite fruit. The first Salesman returned, with ten Grapes. Holding the Shotgun on the Salesman, the Farmer tells him to bend over, and to put them, one by one, up his rear. The Salesman gets the 4th one up his Butt, and then breaks out laughing. The Farmer asks what is so funny, and the Salesman tells the farmer, his buddy is getting ten Watermellons.

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RE: 2 Salesmen & the Farmer's Daughter - 2/13/2009 7:40:51 AM

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LOL

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RE: 2 Salesmen & the Farmer's Daughter - 2/13/2009 10:55:43 AM

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When I first heard this joke...it ended very, very differently.

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RE: 2 Salesmen & the Farmer's Daughter - 2/13/2009 12:53:03 PM

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Good thing he wasn't growing pineapples.

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RE: 2 Salesmen & the Farmer's Daughter - 2/26/2009 10:45:46 AM

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ouch...just the thought of pineapples makes me cringe, I am so glad my Master could not read that

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RE: 2 Salesmen & the Farmer's Daughter - 2/26/2009 11:47:12 AM

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The last time I heard that one was over 40 years ago.

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RE: 2 Salesmen & the Farmer's Daughter - 2/27/2009 5:18:55 PM

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I didn't know you were that old, from looking at your picture. LOL

Stil Crazy after all these years,

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RE: 2 Salesmen & the Farmer's Daughter - 2/27/2009 5:21:20 PM

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Yeah, my butt has aged well.

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RE: 2 Salesmen & the Farmer's Daughter - 2/27/2009 6:36:36 PM

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I guess it does help using Butt Plugs then. LOL Mine aged well because of them. Plus it keeps the Farts in too ! LOL

Speak of farts, I use to joke to my wife, that when I wore Tights, if I "FLUFFED", it would go down to my toes, and not escape. LMCLAO

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