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MHOO314 -> Mistress zero (1/17/2006 6:40:49 AM)
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cats two!!! I'm angry--I'm angry because as I was heading to the top of the stairs I was greeted precoffee with crash, bang, eeep, eeep, eeep--you see, I seldom get a nights full sleep, for a vew reasons--usually the stars, moon and planets do not align with our dog's bowels and anywhere between 3 and 4:30--the bowels win and I lose by padding downstairs to take the dog out ( no she can't go out alone because the back of our yard contains woods that in the dark of the night contain things science hasn't named yet)--but last night, everything aligned and I actually was able to go back to sleep after the 3A wakeup--( oooh that, well that is part hormones, part I need a damn sub to grab and wring instead of the sheets and part--My mom is gone--shit shit shit--can I say that in a post? hmm wonders if she should bleep that)-
soo as I was tripping the light fantastic down the stairs, the crash, boom, eeep eeep eeep occurs---shit---(luckily the animal I was carrying did not at that moment decide to revert to predator and create a new scar design on My bared forearm)--well actually the animal I was carrying is related to the one that ended up going eep eeep eep--you see--
the eep eep eeper is a finch--My Mom's finch, that I have because she died--I'm angry because I have the finch--because it means she died--it means she isn't here anymore, that she is missing My daughter's 16th birthday weekend this week--(but that is another story)--I am angry because the finch and the promise to care for it no matter, means its here, well actually its on the floor in a sideways cage, with about a billion seeds all over the newly vacuumed floors that the housekeepers did such a good job of cleaning yesterday in preparation for the birthday weekend--so precoffee and post explitives, the bird is now standing on what is normally the side of the cage and there is one friggin mess--at 7:15 in the morning, (did I mention pre coffee??). You see this happened before and the bird escaped---so the cage entrance is now sealed with a caribeaner ( sp?) clip to prevent escaping--ahh all sytems secure--only on the floor and sideways in the middle of a sea of seed---I'm angry you see--
now I have to drop the animal I am holding in the guest bath-oooh that? well yes that is a cat---not My cat you see, Mom's cat, that I promised I would take care of if anything happened--I'm angry because I have the cat which means (oh yeah we've been this road already...)but you see I have 4 already, this makes 5, we would have had 6 but the adoption place where she got the newest one said they would take that one back ( he was kind of sickly anyway, so he got readopted)--but I have one--which makes 5--and the 5th is the sweetest, but doesn't integrate well because she is at once scared and confused and a tad angry, and I am angry because she is angry and we are all angry because--well yeah we've been there--
so precoffee, Im cleaning the bird's cage, reassuring the eep eeper that all is well and I am glad she is here and that she survived yet another onslaught from lo the mighty hunter--then I have to revacuum an area vacummed already-- then I beat the cat responsible, (its easy to tell who that one is--its the tell tale seed all over his coat--and the oh shit look)--then I get to fix My coffee and start My day--now an hour behind--vacuum sitting in the living room and the dog who had aligned bowels during the night, npw has misaligned bowels and before I can get My lips under the coffee maker for those first few delicious tastes--she has to be walked---egads--I walk her and Im angry, because I lost My best friend--I wake in the night and wonder if only she had not stopped taking her medication-under advice of her Dr, would she still be alive--I'm angry--
She smiles--yes I know why I am angry, I dont need psychoanalysis about that--I am working through it--as I am helping us, Me and Tooties deal and make it, and everyday gets better---but can't I be angry that the damn cat decided to send the bird flying--precoffee--
Thanks I feel so much better! Post coffee--post explitives, post rant---pre humor----post humor
ROTFL---
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