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"I know that....." - 2/17/2009 4:19:28 PM

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This thread is to display the accumulated knowledge that we all gather as we go through life. For instance, I know that if you are going to lie in the grass, you had better spray for ticks.

or - i know that if you do your best in what you do, you feel better about yourself

see - its not hard - and now, on with the showwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 4:21:23 PM

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I know that if you are sitting on top of a 30 M satellite dish that you need to tie in to the thing so when you fall you dont hit the ground :P

I know that sneakers look goofy with kilts

I know that you are never too old for legos

I know that Any crash you can walk away from is a good crash

((Did I do it right?))

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 4:26:56 PM

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You are perfect - except for that first one - i haven't a clue what you said

but somewhere someone will need to know that.

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 4:31:44 PM

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i know that leaping bonfires should not be done in pantyhose, no matter how cold an Imbolc it is.

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 4:36:19 PM

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Hee hee hee

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 4:46:51 PM

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I know that tights (center crotch seam) should not be worn on a 30 mile bike ride.

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 4:48:13 PM

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I know that 2 in the hand isn't REALLY worth 1 in the bush!

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 4:49:46 PM

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depends on the bush?

I know that an orgasm is the way to inner peace ((At least for guys))

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 4:49:47 PM

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I know that the dom on the other side of the fence doesn't look better than the dom in my bed.

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 5:14:23 PM

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I know that no matter how strange, demented, crazy, or repulsive you think it is...someone somewhere is doing it. And liking it.

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 5:18:42 PM

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I know....

That there are two kinds of people:

Those who can hula-hoop, and those who can't.

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 5:24:56 PM

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I know that sometimes automatic doors dont open fast enough *rubs stubbed toe*

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 5:34:10 PM

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i know that playing leap frog with a unicorn is never advisable.

i know that the love of one will keep you warm on cold nights, and the jealousy and hatred of many can't touch that.

i know that nothing is worth selling my soul over today......

i know that i am loved, worthy of love, and capable of love.

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 5:40:44 PM

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I know that sometimes the best thing to say is nothing at all, but to just be there for an important someone that is hurting

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 5:43:54 PM

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I know that it's not wise to torment a dragon - for it annoys the dragon, and thou art crunchy and good with catsup

I know that my cats let me live here because it amuses them to watch me scramble to keep my balance when they start weaving around my feet

I know that despite the opptimistic saying, it's actually always darkest just before the lightning strikes or the tornado takes your roof

I know that despite the best efforts of psychiatric medicine, sanity is something that will always elude some portions of humanity

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 6:02:20 PM

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I know that my love for my family and friends enrich my life.
I know that tomorrow I will tell my Mom that I love her.
I know that when I stare at my Sir I get excited and start thinking really naughty thoughts.

I KNOW that if you put your shoes on the wrong feet you're more likely to fall on your arse.

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 6:03:44 PM

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I know that small Things do not give much advanced notice when they say they have to go potty.

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 6:15:16 PM

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I know that... the other driver is going to do the stupidest thing he or she can think of, in direct correlation with how long it will take you to stop or evade.

I know that... the cops gonna let the car with the broken taillight and marijuana leaf stickers doing 110mph in a 65 zone get away, but crucify you for doing 71mph on the same highway.

I know that... if you bring it, you won't need it. And the one time you forget it, is when you must have it.

I know that...fuel gauges lie.

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 6:47:19 PM

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I know that....

Ice Cream has no bones.
If you change checkout lanes, the one you left will always move faster.
You should not park a freshly washed car under a tree.

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RE: "I know that....." - 2/17/2009 6:52:06 PM

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i know that if people do not stop pissing me off i'm going to lick all of their phones and then laugh when they are sick.

Kali

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