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beargonewild -> Thought for the day (2/25/2009 5:52:48 AM)


"No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis, that ejaculates money."




Marc2b -> RE: Thought for the day (2/25/2009 9:13:28 AM)

[sm=rofl.gif]

Now I know what my short comings are.




sirsholly -> RE: Thought for the day (2/25/2009 10:13:51 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild


"No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis, that ejaculates money."


so...whats yer point?




lusciouslips19 -> RE: Thought for the day (2/25/2009 10:16:36 AM)

NA uh. I could be almost happy if I bit the head off a chocolate penis!




sirsholly -> RE: Thought for the day (2/25/2009 10:18:24 AM)

does this involve chocolate covered nuts as well?




GimpinDenial -> RE: Thought for the day (2/25/2009 1:06:11 PM)

ouch......
stop.....

just the thought of it hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrts




FourQ -> RE: Thought for the day (2/26/2009 12:26:46 PM)

[sm=biggrin.gif]




GoodFeathers -> RE: Thought for the day (2/26/2009 3:31:42 PM)

ROFLCOPTER!!

[sm=flying.gif] wait..."short comings"...I just got that!  oh geez...lmao!




SteelofUtah -> RE: Thought for the day (2/26/2009 6:00:27 PM)

New thought for the day:

If you spend 1/3 of your life in bed, don't you think you should invest more in the bed you sleep in.

*Not really funny but I just realized that I am about to make the final payment on our bed and I already want to buy a new one. The next one will be TOP-O-THE-LINE*




YoursMistress -> RE: Thought for the day (2/26/2009 10:19:56 PM)

OMG I was at the movies last week when they played an ad for "Axe" chocolate scent, featuring "chocolate men" having their limbs torn off by women.  It's pretty hilarious. 

yours




humbledude64 -> RE: Thought for the day (2/26/2009 11:29:51 PM)

If I had a chocolate penis I would want it with that M&M candy coating, that way it would melt in your mouth, but not in your.... wait a second!  It would still melt.  D'oh.

Never mind.




FourQ -> RE: Thought for the day (2/27/2009 10:31:04 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: YoursMistress

OMG I was at the movies last week when they played an ad for "Axe" chocolate scent, featuring "chocolate men" having their limbs torn off by women.  It's pretty hilarious. 

yours

The Lynx Axe advert has been over here saturating every TV channel and cinema for over six months.




GoodFeathers -> RE: Thought for the day (2/27/2009 10:50:29 AM)

Speaking as a woman and a chocolate snob, the axe chocolate scent smells like bad (as in cheap, low quality) chocolate which make me nauseous. 

Now Axe Phoenix....mmm....yummy...




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