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Acme Toy Catalog For Deviants - 8/14/2004 1:59:53 PM   
NightDaughter


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1. "Auto-flogger" - Great for new Doms, you just hold the handle steady and auto-flogger does the rest! Can be set to several different patterns, including "figure eights" and straight flogging. It has a meter that sets the flogging from soft to hard. The deluxe version comes with a stroke counter.

2. "Heavy hands" - For the OTK-oriented Dom interested in impressing his sub with the power of his spanking, these flesh colored and virtually undetectable "second skin" gloves are loaded with lead and pack quite a wallop. Great for building a rep, especially wonderful in dimly lit play parties. The Dom feels not even the slightest bit of pain.

3. "Helium weights" - These weights, which look exactly like heavy lead fishing weights, are actually filled with helium and are weightless. Great for the scenester couple that want to impress at play parties. Hooked to nipple clamps, these "weights" get a definite WOW from any crowd.

4. "Sound Chip Cane" - These graphite canes actually have our patented "THWACK and OW" chip in them. Lightly touch the sub and the cane does the rest. The deluxe version comes with semi-permanent blue dye, which rubs of on the sub's butt creating impressive marks.

5. "Sound Chip Bullwhip" - Can't get your bullwhip to crack? Why bother with hours of boring practice when ACME's patented sound chip technology creates a better crack than even Robert Dante can make? Combined in a scene with the sound-chip cane, you can be a virtual Instant-Super-Dom! And as a special bonus, ACME will include - 3 scene scripts guaranteed to impress!

6. "One Way Blindfold" - These blindfolds look opaque to the naked eye. But put them on and the sub can see everything. Great for the subbie who does not trust her Dom!

7. "Fake Blood-spurting Knife" - Want to do edge play without the edge? ACME’s line of fakes knives are just the ticket. Patterned after props used in movies, just run the "blade" over subbies ass and watch the "blood" flow. Used in conjunction with our "sound chip" products, anyone can go from vanilla to sadist in minutes, without a scratch.

8. "Brand-o-matic" - This looks like an actual branding iron but look again! It is actually a high tech device that (again using our patented sound chip technology) makes the SSSSSSS sound of the branding, shoots out hot smoke, makes the flesh-burning smell and leaves a seemingly raised brand-mark (which washes off in a week). Truly amazing!

9. "BDSM Velcro Products" - Actual Velcro collars and chastity belts head up this collection, which was created with the Internet lifestyler in mind. When used in conjunction with many of ACME’s other fine products, anyone can go from Dumb to
Dom in minutes!

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RE: Acme Toy Catalog For Deviants - 8/15/2004 9:07:06 AM   
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I think I could find a use for numbers 3, 6, and at a push, 8.. *giggles*

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