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LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phrases ... - 3/4/2009 4:37:18 PM   
YourhandMyAss


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Status: offline 		Let me call you a wahmbulance is one of the funniest ones I heard in a long time and I heard it on nitrous circus.

So what are your favorite sayings to basically tell someone to suck it up or grow up?
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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/4/2009 5:02:29 PM   
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Master, "Sometimes I wish we could just run off to Canada."
me, "with the geese?"
Master, "Yes, and live off the land and build a cabin."
me, "with the geese?"
Master, "Yes."
me, "FLUFFY CABIN!"

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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/4/2009 5:03:50 PM   
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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/4/2009 5:33:50 PM   
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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/4/2009 5:36:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		My favorite one....and I use it regularly with the unmentionables:

"My heart bleeds purple cool-aid for ya' "

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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/4/2009 5:37:18 PM   
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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/4/2009 6:29:37 PM   
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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/4/2009 6:39:54 PM   
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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/4/2009 6:52:07 PM   
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One of my Exs used to say "Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get the FUCK over it!" Quite frequently. lol  I know, that's an old one, but I liked it.

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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/4/2009 7:06:11 PM   
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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/4/2009 7:10:13 PM   
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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/4/2009 7:58:51 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ladynlord

My favorite one....and I use it regularly with the unmentionables:

"My heart bleeds purple cool-aid for ya' "

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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/4/2009 8:30:01 PM   
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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/4/2009 8:54:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

You wanted a puppy we got you a puppy
you wanted a kid we got you a kid
now your just pissy cause the puppy ate the kid!

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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/4/2009 9:04:50 PM   
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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/4/2009 9:10:54 PM   
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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/5/2009 6:58:52 AM   
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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/5/2009 10:58:47 AM   
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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/5/2009 11:11:32 AM   
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RE: LEt me call you a wahmbulance, and other funny phra... - 3/5/2009 11:17:24 AM   
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from my ex mother in law who i happen to adore the hell out of...

eta for spelling

< Message edited by Christinestill -- 3/5/2009 11:40:38 AM >

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