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Three old men were sitting in the park talking. The first one says, "Hmph! When you are 60 years old, its all over.. I can't pee, no matter what I do, I stand in front of the toilet for hours to squeez out a drop, and it hurts!"
The second man says, "Ha! What do you know! When you are 70, I squeeze and squeeze, and I can't get my shit to come out! When it finally does its one dry little pellet.. Talk about painful!"
The third man says, "Thats nothing..At 80 its REALLY over..Every morning at 6 AM I pee..and at 6:30..I shit a brick!"
The two men look at the third and say, "How can you say that bad? We'd trade a left nut to be able to pee and shit!"
The third guy says, "Yeah..but I don't get up till 7:30!"
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